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Hopeless Cynic: May 2006
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Sunday, May 28, 2006. A tale of murder, intrigue, and a severed human hand. Is not what you will find here. Sorry to disappoint. What's the deal with the word 'disappoint'? I mean, look at this:. Appoint Ap*point" ([a ]p*point"), v. i. To ordain; to determine; to arrange. For the Lord had appointed to defeat the good counsel. Of Ahithophel. - 2 Sam. xvii. Clearly this is not the opposite of 'disappoint'. Think about that. Posted by Johannesaurus @ 7:41 PM. Thursday, May 04, 2006. View my complete profile.
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Hopeless Cynic: February 2006
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Saturday, February 18, 2006. February 16th was yesterday. Posted by Johannesaurus @ 7:51 AM. Wednesday, February 08, 2006. I will destroy you. I will destroy you with fire. So someone who will remain nameless, except to say that her name is Julie Francis, was allowed, ever-so-nicely, by me to use my beautiful, wonderful, splendiferous laptop to check her e-mail today. Aren't I a great guy? Yes Yes I am. Well, after about twelve and a half hours. It's Yahoo Messenger and all it's abysmal fecking. The Ulti...
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Hopeless Cynic: April 2006
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Friday, April 28, 2006. 1 Grab the nearest book. 2 Open it to page 161. 3 Find the fifth sentence. 4 Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions. 5 Don't search around and look for the coolest book you can find. Use what's actually next to you. Whether it was two days, a month, or a year that the cloud remained above the tabernacle, the children of Israel would remain encamped and not journey; but when it was taken up, they would journey." Numbers 9:19, NKJV. At 7 the next...
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Hopeless Cynic: May 2005
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Monday, May 30, 2005. If you are an educated person who sees no problem with the phrase 'Good food at it's best'.". You deserve to be struck by lightning, hacked up on the spot, and buried in an unmarked grave." - Lynne Truss. In the use of the language, if not a master of its every subtle nuance. Posted by Johannesaurus @ 5:20 PM. Monday, May 16, 2005. This is what I've been saying for years:. Lots of people write blogs, but I’ve never heard of anyone who actually reads them. What’s up with that? The In...
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Hopeless Cynic: July 2006
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Friday, July 28, 2006. To the aspiring artist. This applies to every last art student, poet, musician, an aspiring writer out there, so I want you to read carefully:. The violent and destructive molestations you so boldly perpetuate against the existing rules of your medium do not. Make you or your work in any way artistic. Musicians, I know it seems as though everything has already been done, but don't lose hope. You can still be creative. If you can believe it. Yeah. They're that. Now Mitch Albom will ...
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Hopeless Cynic: July 2005
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Monday, July 25, 2005. This table is badly formatted. You scored as Dread Pirate Roberts. Letting people thing you are a billy bad ass keeps you in business but when it comes down to it, you'll do the right thing every time. You are a good person at heart and just can't help being the hero. Captain James T. Hook. What kind of Pirate are you? Created with QuizFarm.com. Posted by Johannesaurus @ 4:32 PM. The result of your pre-adult lovelife is not the end of the world. But does she just admit it? No, she ...
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Hopeless Cynic: September 2005
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Thursday, September 22, 2005. And now it's time for AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION! It's time for the part of the show where I'm not feeling very creative and I call on you. To come up with rant topics for me! Alright, on the count of pi: 1. 2. 3. 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914...As it stands,...
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Hopeless Cynic: January 2006
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Wednesday, January 25, 2006. I'll tell you what I think about the English! So I've noticed two things (just the two; I'm not very observant) since coming to Belfast. British people never, ever. Blow their noses. Ever. They do this gross thing where they take the tissue, wrap it 'round their thumb and forefinger, ram these fingers up their nostrils, and vigorously rub. They then return their tissues to their respective pockets (gross) and continue to sniff. What the crap, people? Sunday, January 22, 2006.
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Hopeless Cynic: August 2005
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Monday, August 29, 2005. Here are the very. Tentative lyrics for my song 'the Dirtiest Hippie'. Enjoy. W/m Johannes J. Stauffer. John was a boy who lived on my street. He couldn't drink milk or eat ice cream or meat. It wasn't for health he abstained from these things. But rather because he was crazy left wing. He grew up with tales of saving the whales. And stickin' it to the man. And "I don't like this, let's change it,. Or at least rearrange it and protest whenever we can.". Johnny the Dirtiest Hippie.
