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The New Absurdist Short Stories. Read and share your humble stuff. So instead of executing me, they blindfold me, tie my hands behind my back, and drive me miles outside of town. There they leave me to my fate. To prove they aren’t entirely heartless, that they’re Christians after all and better than me, they shove eight dollars into my dirty palm. “Good luck, baby! 8221; I hear one of them yell, laughing, as they drive rattling off in the pick-up. What I Don’t Like. By Jeffrey S. Callico. 24 April, 2015.

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The New Absurdist Short Stories. Read and share your humble stuff. What I Don’t Like. You know what I don’t like? It’s been a rough day. Posted May 4, 2015 by guest in category " G. Arthur Brown. The Secret of Billy Joel. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *. Leave this field empty. Post Your Stories Here. The New Absurdist Manifesto. Where to submit story? Post Your Stories Here. Rating Feature Added and Give Article Stars. The Korean War Boys.

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The New Absurdist Short Stories. Read and share your humble stuff. The New Absurdist Manifesto. 8220;Absurdism expresses the meaninglessness of life whose only beauty is self-contradiction.”. New Absurdism views the author as constructor instead of creator. Manipulating and processing textual blocks of experience through various metafictional devices and the thematic templates of satire, black humor and parody. New Absurdism views the story as object. New Absurdism views the reader as co-constructor.

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The New Absurdist Short Stories. Read and share your humble stuff. Jonathan was having dinner with his family. It wasn’t dinner for Jonathan, he worked the third shift as a security guard at a casino, but it was for his family and he had always insisted on the family having dinner together. Jonathan was telling his son to finish his peas when they heard the crash outside. 8220;Call 911 Martha,” Jonathan said. “James, stay inside I’m going to see if they’re alright.”. 8220;Shut your mouth black man! Victo...

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