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Zortnac's Primer, Being a Book of Intergalactic Etiquette: October 2005
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Zortnac's Primer, Being a Book of Intergalactic Etiquette. Regarding Plasma Rifles, Rule the First:. Never discharge your weapon while in pleasant company. Monday, October 31, 2005. Ah reckon only steers and queers come from Texas. And, well, there you have it. Posted by zortnac at 11:03 PM. Saturday, October 29, 2005. Staying In Santa Barbara Is So Pase. Insert a year's (plus) time, and again with the feelings. Yeah I'd creep me out too. I wonder if I'm totaly. Posted by zortnac at 2:25 PM. Can get a bu...
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Zortnac's Primer, Being a Book of Intergalactic Etiquette: September 2005
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Zortnac's Primer, Being a Book of Intergalactic Etiquette. Regarding Plasma Rifles, Rule the First:. Never discharge your weapon while in pleasant company. Thursday, September 29, 2005. I'm Never Napping Again. I accidentally.well, ok I'll be honest, I intentionally. Posted by zortnac at 3:50 AM. Saturday, September 24, 2005. This Season's Hottest Item. On my @Home @Sunrise. Posted by zortnac at 1:12 AM. Wednesday, September 21, 2005. Every decade or so, society leaps forward in technological advancement.
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Zortnac's Primer, Being a Book of Intergalactic Etiquette: November 2005
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Zortnac's Primer, Being a Book of Intergalactic Etiquette. Regarding Plasma Rifles, Rule the First:. Never discharge your weapon while in pleasant company. Friday, November 25, 2005. I will always be thankful for my huge family and the crazy gatherings we have. This year's thanksgiving had to be the best ever, while at the same time, melon collie being the first year without my uncle Joe. Nearly the whole clan was there, sans Geralyn and Rick and my cousins. What made this one so great is. I was pulling ...
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Zortnac's Primer, Being a Book of Intergalactic Etiquette: April 2006
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Zortnac's Primer, Being a Book of Intergalactic Etiquette. Regarding Plasma Rifles, Rule the First:. Never discharge your weapon while in pleasant company. Saturday, April 29, 2006. Move it or Loose it Sister, Bonus Stage. Things have transpired. I'm now in the middle phase of my move, aptly named the Space Paranoids. Phase for no other reason than I really like the movie Tron. And apparently the date is set: this Saturday I finally get a haircut. Posted by zortnac at 1:50 PM. Friday, April 28, 2006.
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Zortnac's Primer, Being a Book of Intergalactic Etiquette: August 2005
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Zortnac's Primer, Being a Book of Intergalactic Etiquette. Regarding Plasma Rifles, Rule the First:. Never discharge your weapon while in pleasant company. Monday, August 29, 2005. I Hope they find the black box. In the event of the zeppelin disappearing from time and space right under your feet, please prepare yourself for the long ass swim back to shore, assuming you survive the fall. Thank you for flying Goblin Airlines! Posted by zortnac at 9:26 PM. I like Kahuna Grill. Posted by zortnac at 3:27 PM.
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Zortnac's Primer, Being a Book of Intergalactic Etiquette: May 2006
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Zortnac's Primer, Being a Book of Intergalactic Etiquette. Regarding Plasma Rifles, Rule the First:. Never discharge your weapon while in pleasant company. Thursday, May 25, 2006. E3 expo, now with E3! My friend Joe who works for the video game developer Withheld. 10 or so years since I used the powers of up, down, left, right and space to help this guy save that dumb-ass sorority blond and he hasn't aged a day. My best friend on the lonely drive up for day #2. (no, not my crotch, the jelly bellies).
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Zortnac's Primer, Being a Book of Intergalactic Etiquette: February 2006
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Zortnac's Primer, Being a Book of Intergalactic Etiquette. Regarding Plasma Rifles, Rule the First:. Never discharge your weapon while in pleasant company. Monday, February 27, 2006. Aliens Aren't All House-trained. What's weird is that I remember knowing with a certain fear that the events were somehow leading up to alien abduction, but I totaly didn't see the shitting on the carpet coming. Posted by zortnac at 10:41 AM. Sunday, February 26, 2006. That goes very nicely in contrast to a sticker. Turns ou...
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Zortnac's Primer, Being a Book of Intergalactic Etiquette: December 2005
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Zortnac's Primer, Being a Book of Intergalactic Etiquette. Regarding Plasma Rifles, Rule the First:. Never discharge your weapon while in pleasant company. Sunday, December 25, 2005. Christmas, again, Renga Style. Posted by zortnac at 12:27 PM. Portland, Oregon, United States. I've got some ideas; many of my ideas are very silly, though hopefully none are breaches of etiquette. Say hi to me or let me know that I'm out of line at zortnac 'at' gmail 'dot' com. View my complete profile. Write To Marry Day.
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Dead Nurse Walking: Just call me Jaws
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This is the personal journal of a 35 year old guy in Portland, Oregon. He used to write about his work, but mostly now he doesn't. Thursday, June 12, 2008. Just call me Jaws. I hate going to the dentist. If I were prone to quoting Seinfeld. Whichever flavor I picked, the result was always the same. I would get the mouthpiece in for about 30 seconds and I would promptly vomit. This became so commonplace that my mother took to bringing a change of clothes for me to each appointment. 8221; she told me.