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Constance the Thirtieth: August 2008
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Friday, August 22, 2008. How many times in one day would you guess that I say, "Stop crying or you're going in time out."? Answer: 33. I counted yesterday. Friday, August 8, 2008. Another battle down, millions to go. I think I may have won the battle of the poop, thank God! After 3 days of holding it in, daughter finally sat on the toilet to go this morning and did it. Let's just see if she can keep up with it now! Tuesday, August 5, 2008. Ignoring the problem altogether. Making her "clean it up". I know...
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ConstanceTheSixth: Over reacting...Maybe...Maybe not
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Sunday, March 9, 2008. Over reacting.Maybe.Maybe not. This is such a crazy, weaving road to walk down. One I wouldn't even wish on my worst enemy and she knows who she is. He is a very nice kid. He looks like he's 28 but I've checked and he really is a senior at a local high school, is very polite, helpful, calls home when he's over here etc. He bought her tickets to a baseball game after standing 3 hours in line and a dozen roses for her birthday. Here's my problem. It is the PDA's. And so if it is any ...
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Constance the Gazillionth: December 2008
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Saturday, December 27, 2008. Here I am, nearing 34 and realizing that I passed my sexual prime with NO PARTNER. Don't ask how I did it, I just did. And I'm pretty damn bitter about it. Sometimes I wonder if this is it, if I am destined to the life as a spinster after my sucky and failed attempts at marriage; and then I look at my fucking frumpy body and my opinion is sealed. That's it. Nobody wants me, 'nor will they ever want me, because even if I lose the weight, the extra skin will tell my tale. Const...
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Constance the Seventeenth: Someone Else's Secret
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Spilling everything on the third floor of the pink apartment. Tuesday, January 15, 2008. My friend was raped by her brother. And now the brother and his wife are bringing the kids to the program we work at once a week. I can't even look him. And my friend is still close to her brother. It weirds me out. That is HORRIBLE. I don't blame you for looking at him differently. Although if she has not severed all contact with her brother then perhaps they reconciled in their own way? January 16, 2008 at 12:04 PM.
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Constance the Seventeenth: June 2008
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Spilling everything on the third floor of the pink apartment. Tuesday, June 3, 2008. I like you well enough. You have always been nice to me and our kids even if you were the devil when you were raising my husband during the summers and every other holiday. But the state of your house makes me want to vomit. Who is it that keeps shitting on the back of the toilet seat and WHY does no one wipe it off? And how does one even get shit on the TOP of the lid of the toilet? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Constance the Seventeenth: April 2008
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Spilling everything on the third floor of the pink apartment. Tuesday, April 1, 2008. Stargate SG-1 VS. Mormonism. I have some great friends who are Mormon and every time I find out something new about what they believe I think "REALLY? You seem like a smart person! How on earth could you believe THAT? I am also a bit of a sci-fi geek and I watch Stargate SG-1. A lot I have seen some things on Startgate that seem very similar to the Mormon beliefs. And actually the Ori. The Mormons also believe that if t...
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Constance The Eleventh: February 2009
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Sharing pizza and decorating tips with at least twenty other girls named Constance, in our secret pink apartment in the city. Thursday, February 19, 2009. I feel the need to shout the praises of this device, and it's just not something I'm terribly comfortable with discussing on my other blog. My husband reads that one and he's already told me in no uncertain terms he does NOT want to hear anything about how this thing works or what it is at all. But anyway. I got a Diva Cup. Will it be uncomfortable?
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Constance the Thirtieth: Please don't deny me my right to feel.
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Tuesday, April 22, 2008. Please don't deny me my right to feel. Please let me preface this post by saying that it deals with a sensitive subject matter: infertility. Please understand that my feelings are raw right now and that I mean no offense or hurt to anyone dealing with the struggle of not being able to conceive. All this said, I can't help but feel like I'm being penalized for something over which I have absolutely no control. And that I'm not really sure that I want to? I'm not sure I understand ...
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Constance the Thirtieth: Poop, revisited.
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Tuesday, August 5, 2008. Due to rough circumstances during my first trimester I decided to suspend all potty training efforts with my toddler. I just didn't have it in my to do what needed to be done to get her pooping in the toilet. So fast forward 4 months to today (wow, it's been a while hasn't it? Ignoring the problem altogether. Making her "clean it up". So now here I am thinking to myself, how the hell am I being outsmarted by an almost 3 year old? My new strategy is as follows:. In the end, we too...
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Constance the Thirtieth: Cleaning poop out of panties makes me want to...
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008. Cleaning poop out of panties makes me want to. Go absolutely batshit crazy. I know all the potty training books say not to scold accidents, which is how I handle all pee-related leakage. But poop, well that's an entirely different story. My daughter shits her pants on purpose because she claims that she's scared to go in the potty. She has pooped in the potty several times before without issue. WTF am I supposed to do with that? Yet she continues to do it. April 17, 2008 at 6:11 PM.