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Zeepdoggie & The GringO: 2008-01
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Zeepdoggie and The GringO. I had movie popcorn with butter and now my hand smells like I finger-banged the Land O' Lakes squaw. There is a name to my pain.and it is Bucky. We’ve all seen these kids in our classrooms; hell, some of us were those kids. I know I was. Now you know that kid? Well, I have that kid’s opposite. There is a kid, whom I will call Bucky. That, and I have little patience for undeserved arrogance. A Grand Bon Mot or Deux. While hanging with The GringO. Z: What's he singing? From whenc...
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Zeepdoggie & The GringO: School's Out!
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Zeepdoggie and The GringO. I am rapidly approaching the end of my student t. Eaching. For fourteen weeks I’ve worked with kids and seen the whole range of adolescence expressed in my kiddy-boos. Yes, it’s been a lot of fun working with them, even Bucky. And his crew of idiot misfits that have stayed behind after his transfer. 8221; I’ll miss teaching inner-city black kids about ice hockey, and giving them extra credit for giving me an interesting fact about the ‘Hawks whenever I wore a jersey. For everyt...
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Zeepdoggie & The GringO: From Frankfurters to Fondue
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Zeepdoggie and The GringO. From Frankfurters to Fondue. Yeah yeah, I know, I haven’t written in forever; I felt that, since I now have this fancy diploma that I should get a job where I actually have to use it. More on that later. I want to talks about something that I keep telling myself is trivial, but it keeps popping up as not as trivial as I think. Have you ever heard of. Fun fact: it turns out that the site is run by Mormons (try this for fun, kids: take out the second “m”! What if that sucks?
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Zeepdoggie & The GringO: 2008-02
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Zeepdoggie and The GringO. The Whore, wait, no, THE FUCKING WHORE, contacted me via myspace. I was a ball of sinew, anxiety, rage, and indecisiveness. Should I talk to her and hear her out, like a big mature man? Should I unleash all the anger and pure black viscous hatred that has built up and congealed over the past two and a half years, tell her everthing I always wanted to? But what would be the benefit of either exchange really? 1) I hope your kids are healthy and happy. Labels: A Very Sad Soapbox.
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Zeepdoggie & The GringO: Thank You for Choosing Kite, You Sad Sad Man
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Zeepdoggie and The GringO. Thank You for Choosing Kite, You Sad Sad Man. After a night of heavy drinking with Rolling Thunder I went to Hell today. A big boss is coming tomorrow so we had to stay until at least 10:30 recovering. In the midst of closing Irish McDrunky. Stopped by with Mike, a bartender from O'Neils. To flip me off and indicate through subtle sign language that I should join them for a drink. I went outside to smoke it. I puffed on my hand fashioned monstrosity, noting the flavor of me...
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Zeepdoggie & The GringO
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Zeepdoggie and The GringO. 2) I have grilled, you know. Seriously, there are plans. 3) I am not big on fire in the house. 5) Took care of that bad boy. Earlier - I hope you got it! 6) Who's picking baby up? 8) I do the laundry, and I do believe I have offered to iron your shirts; it's not my fault you like to look all sloppy. 9) If the bathroom is a wreck, it's not because of my stuff. 10) We don't, so check! 11) Not really big on the shared shower thing. Sorry. Should I take a class you're teaching?
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Zeepdoggie & The GringO: 2007-07
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Zeepdoggie and The GringO. Interesting, since these two weren’t ever even in the room with the children, have never spoken to them, or even generated a survey to find out what they need. These are the people who disliked the idea of my calling the children “my kids.” I guess being enthusiastic and proud of my job weren’t in their definition of a good coordinator. Fuck, now I have to update the bio information. An addendum to the. I stand behind, before, and beside anything I have ever written here, becau...
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Zeepdoggie & The GringO: Art Geek Does Sports, Nation Applauds
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Zeepdoggie and The GringO. Art Geek Does Sports, Nation Applauds. I'm sitting in the stands, because who the hell stands if there are seats free right in front of them, thinking to myself: "a period is 20 minutes long? Wait, how many are there? Is hockey the one with three innings-sections-parts to it? Yeah, its gotta be. Should I get a hot dog or an Italian beef? Why do I know the name Tony. Yeah I'll get the Italian beef.". As I grew up I came to associate sports participants and fans with the moronic ...
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Zeepdoggie & The GringO: 2008-05
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Zeepdoggie and The GringO. 2) I have grilled, you know. Seriously, there are plans. 3) I am not big on fire in the house. 5) Took care of that bad boy. Earlier - I hope you got it! 6) Who's picking baby up? 8) I do the laundry, and I do believe I have offered to iron your shirts; it's not my fault you like to look all sloppy. 9) If the bathroom is a wreck, it's not because of my stuff. 10) We don't, so check! 11) Not really big on the shared shower thing. Sorry. Should I take a class you're teaching?
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Zeepdoggie & The GringO: 2007-10
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Zeepdoggie and The GringO. NyQuyil cannot defeat the terror of death. Not a Kitty, but a . While discussing Act II Scene 4 of Romeo and Juliet, I referred to Romeo as “a pussy.” This upset a woman in my class, and she told me so during our break. She began to tell me all about the strengths of the pussy and how I was wrong to use it like I did, and that I was degrading women. I am such a fucking pussy. Labels: A Very Sad Soapbox. Worst Hero. Ever. I have the lamest superpower. Well, maybe not. I have the...
