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A redesigned Mixocologist, for those of us who used to enjoy mixed drinks, but now enjoy mixing fertilizers. Tuesday, April 14, 2009. Posted by The Mixocologist. At 4/14/2009 08:12:00 AM. Sunday, April 05, 2009. Continued - Technizzle My Nizzle. Continuing this week's theme. We've got two requests, and one just because I luff it. Pro - it's high. Con - requires an aviation license. Ice, Ice Baby. Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms / I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom.". Fun fact: "F....
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A redesigned Mixocologist, for those of us who used to enjoy mixed drinks, but now enjoy mixing fertilizers. Friday, July 18, 2008. Imagine that you're at a bar, late in the evening. Smoke-filled haze slowly circulates the bar, dimming your already lackluster vision. In your hand you clutch your fourth drink.or is it your sixth? A I'd love to see what your nipples look like. B Do you know what "motorboating" is? C I'd love to snuggle my sausage in your hot rack. E I'm busy taking a dump in your purse.
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A redesigned Mixocologist, for those of us who used to enjoy mixed drinks, but now enjoy mixing fertilizers. Wednesday, September 03, 2014. The Fappening; Or How We Got All Upton Snowden. UNCENSORED NUDE CELEB FAPPENING PHOTOS! Now that I have your attention, here's a long-winded word from our sponsor (me). First things first, to catch those of you who aren't aware up on the news:. Ue to the recent release of hacked celebrity photos. A cloud that looks vaguely like an eye. Litigation via Apple pending.
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A redesigned Mixocologist, for those of us who used to enjoy mixed drinks, but now enjoy mixing fertilizers. Monday, August 11, 2008. 24's On My Feet, Son. You Best Be Steppin', or I guess driving or ghostriding the whip or whatever. You know what I mean. I am so bad at being gangsta. It's probably a song reference, I guess.something like "Tweet tweet, now show me your vagina, bitches." Ill lyrics, dawg. Almost as ill as the color of your car. Posted by The Mixocologist. At 8/11/2008 02:14:00 PM.
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A redesigned Mixocologist, for those of us who used to enjoy mixed drinks, but now enjoy mixing fertilizers. Monday, August 04, 2008. Now that I'm somewhat recovered from my trip to NJ, I thought I'd put up a quick pic of one of the odd things I saw while in the drug-needle Garden State. As you may or may not know, blue laws are different up there.and when I say different, I mean mind-numbingly. You can't buy any. Beer or wine at the grocery store. That's right, nada. I call it "The Gauntlet". Ask her if...
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A redesigned Mixocologist, for those of us who used to enjoy mixed drinks, but now enjoy mixing fertilizers. Thursday, July 24, 2008. I'm sitting ine a green-gray chair in Memphis International Airport, and I have one thing to say:. Thank you, you delicate-lunged fairies, for making it impossible for me to smoke in your airport. When I de-pressurize the cabin in mid-flight, you'll know why. PS I drank a Killians here, it tastes saltier. Posted by The Mixocologist. At 7/24/2008 07:52:00 AM.
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A redesigned Mixocologist, for those of us who used to enjoy mixed drinks, but now enjoy mixing fertilizers. Wednesday, September 03, 2014. The Fappening; Or How We Got All Upton Snowden. UNCENSORED NUDE CELEB FAPPENING PHOTOS! Now that I have your attention, here's a long-winded word from our sponsor (me). First things first, to catch those of you who aren't aware up on the news:. Ue to the recent release of hacked celebrity photos. A cloud that looks vaguely like an eye. Litigation via Apple pending.
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A redesigned Mixocologist, for those of us who used to enjoy mixed drinks, but now enjoy mixing fertilizers. Sunday, June 16, 2013. My last post was in 2009, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. What's happened since then? Short answer: many things. I switched jobs, got married, and my wife and I bought a new house. All of these changed combined to take me away from my old hobby of reviewing bars. After all, the whole point of going to bars is to meet chicks, AMIRITE? That was a rhetorical question.
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A redesigned Mixocologist, for those of us who used to enjoy mixed drinks, but now enjoy mixing fertilizers. Monday, August 11, 2008. 24's On My Feet, Son. You Best Be Steppin', or I guess driving or ghostriding the whip or whatever. You know what I mean. I am so bad at being gangsta. It's probably a song reference, I guess.something like "Tweet tweet, now show me your vagina, bitches." Ill lyrics, dawg. Almost as ill as the color of your car. Posted by The Mixocologist. At 8/11/2008 02:14:00 PM. When I ...