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The Chillest Guy Ever... Is Me: 08/01/2003 - 09/01/2003
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The Chillest Guy Ever. Is Me. Chances Are: You're Wrong or You're Ignorant. Cheers! Sunday, August 31, 2003. You are about to be raped by the RIAA. Wonderful news: the Record Industry is going to launch virus's that illegally search your hard drive and delete songs they think you downloaded illegally. Can anyone say ILLEGAL GODDAMN SEARCH AND SEIZURE? Where the fuck is the ACLU? Http:/ www.wired.com/wired/archive/11.09/start.html? In other news: I AM NEVER BUYING ANOTHER CD. Posted by greg @ 6:12 PM.
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The Chillest Guy Ever... Is Me: 01/01/2004 - 02/01/2004
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The Chillest Guy Ever. Is Me. Chances Are: You're Wrong or You're Ignorant. Cheers! Monday, January 26, 2004. Why do I pay for Channel 21? I want to know why people have to have shitty ass Christian programming as part of a cable package? WHO WATCHES THESE GOD AWFUL (excuse the pun) programs where old people cry and praise Jeebus and then ask me to send their fatasses a check? Fat Haired Lady: CAN YOU FEEL THE PRESENCE OF THE LORD? Fat Haired Lady: CAN YOU FEEL GOD COMPELLING YOU TO DONATE? 9 He's a liar.
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The Chillest Guy Ever... Is Me: 09/01/2003 - 10/01/2003
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The Chillest Guy Ever. Is Me. Chances Are: You're Wrong or You're Ignorant. Cheers! Sunday, September 28, 2003. 1000 Hits and My Blog is Still Better than Yours. Sometime today or last night I hit a thousand hits. (If you can prove that it was you, I will autograph a piece of paper, maybe throw in a Starburst or Skittles thing and mail it to you) So I wake up and am like, shit thousand hits, thats a lot, maybe I should find out what makes my ranting so much better than anyone else's. Wednesday, September...
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The Chillest Guy Ever... Is Me: Guest Article: Five Rules to Being a Good Formal Date
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The Chillest Guy Ever. Is Me. Chances Are: You're Wrong or You're Ignorant. Cheers! Monday, April 24, 2006. Guest Article: Five Rules to Being a Good Formal Date. My friend Matt read what I wrote. On my other site. About my time in Mexico. I was going to write something more here, but he did an admirable job on a topic I find particularly humorous. Enjoy. Three Rules to Being a Good Formal Date. At the end of each year, the school is abuzz with excitement for the ultimate party: Fraternity Formals. If yo...
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The Chillest Guy Ever... Is Me: 03/01/2004 - 04/01/2004
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The Chillest Guy Ever. Is Me. Chances Are: You're Wrong or You're Ignorant. Cheers! Tuesday, March 30, 2004. AC/DC is Mindblowingly Cool. I have decided, that if I were to have a shrine to any one band for being the penultimate of coolness, it would be AC/DC. AC/DC is honestly the greatest band ever known to man kind. Let's review some of the song titles:. Highway to Hell - AWESOME. She Shook Me All Night Long - AWESOME. Back In Black - Don't know what it means but SOUNDS AWESOME. Hells Bells - AWESOME.
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The Chillest Guy Ever... Is Me: 12/01/2003 - 01/01/2004
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The Chillest Guy Ever. Is Me. Chances Are: You're Wrong or You're Ignorant. Cheers! Monday, December 29, 2003. Posted by greg @ 11:42 PM. Friday, December 26, 2003. Frank Swigonski is Smarter Than You. My friend Frank once told me that were he alive during the Civil War he would have fought on the side of the south. Me, being an ignorant SOB, immediately thought "uhh doesn't that make you racist.". Okay, COMPLETELY RANDOM TANGENT TIME. Welcome to the Greg Dunaway Show of No Bullshit Bitchin. Greg (slowly...
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The Chillest Guy Ever... Is Me: 11/01/2003 - 12/01/2003
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The Chillest Guy Ever. Is Me. Chances Are: You're Wrong or You're Ignorant. Cheers! Wednesday, November 26, 2003. My Mom is the WORST Driver Ever. On behalf of my mother I would like to apologize to the millions of people she has traumatized by her shitty driving. Characteristics of her driving:. Doing 5 under the speed limit IN THE LEFT LANE. Braking for no apparent reason "I thought I saw a bird". Leaving her turn signals on "Don't tell me how to drive, maybe I was turning". Posted by greg @ 4:38 PM.
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The Chillest Guy Ever... Is Me: 10/01/2003 - 11/01/2003
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The Chillest Guy Ever. Is Me. Chances Are: You're Wrong or You're Ignorant. Cheers! Thursday, October 30, 2003. Phoenix Doesn't Need a "Storm Team". I was searching the web to find out the weather for Halloween tomorrow (I am being a Boondock Saint, no you don't need to tell me how absolutely badass that is), when I came upon two moron mouthpieces (Sean And Amy from 12 News) looking at me smiling because they were the 12 NEWS STORM TEAM. God where to begin. The 12 NEWS ACTION SUNSHINE TEAM? These guys ha...
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The Chillest Guy Ever... Is Me: 02/01/2004 - 03/01/2004
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The Chillest Guy Ever. Is Me. Chances Are: You're Wrong or You're Ignorant. Cheers! Saturday, February 28, 2004. Saying The Passion is Anti-Semitic is like saying that Schindler's List is Anti-German. I am perhaps the only person who walked out of seeing Mel Gibson's The Passion and said "Eh, that was alright." Honestly, I may be the only person who has the balls to say that The Passion ISN'T THAT GREAT. Allow me to break it down for you. BUT NOOO Kill Bill is bad because its so violent, SO SHUT IT).
