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God Has Wheels: I Strongly Believe
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Feb 8, 2008. That people with hearing difficulties should not speak nor hold conversations at distances from which they cannot discern the replies. Really, this is just common sense and the world does not revolve around us just listening to y'all grouse incessantly. A brick wall could serve that purpose. I also believe that people who may benefit from using a hearing aid, shouldn't tell everyone else to just shout more loudly because they (the deaf persons) are too stingy to buy one. WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY?
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God Has Wheels: 07/01/2008 - 08/01/2008
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Jul 10, 2008. I'm still pretty bummed. And busy. Maybe not, actually, I'm not even sure anymore but my time does not often seem to be spent doing what I'd like to be doing these days. I'm hoping a rejuvenation, at least in blogging, will occur when I finally get around to getting a computer that's not pre-2000. Pretty sad for an IT guy but whatever. On a better note, my cereal woes may be behind me! This whole paragraph is full of exclamation points! It's like a delicious tasting Colon Blow. I like long ...
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God Has Wheels: 06/01/2008 - 07/01/2008
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Jun 5, 2008. Once upon a time I used to venture out in the daylight hours and be appalled by the people I'd see. The world overrun by pitiable wretches: old folks scavenging for senior coffee and triple coupon deals, lone parents muttering gibberish whilst overseeing their brood of kids in a McDonalds booth, and businesspeople sitting by themselves, staring and slack-jawed, most likely contemplating suicide. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). It"s All About Me. The juice is good, eh? I get you da juice. Maurice...
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God Has Wheels: Since it's award season
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Feb 23, 2008. Since it's award season. I think it's only fitting that I declare the Seattle Supersonics as "NBA team with best hair. They've got it all: cornrows, dreads, long shaggy white guy hair, someone who's hairline looks like it starts from his eyebrows, beards, and most importantly no fauxhawks. Fantastic! Plus this is about the only thing that sad-sack team will win all year because their owner is another one of those "hold a city hostage for corporate welfare" type jerks. It"s All About Me.
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God Has Wheels: a healthy ice cream float
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May 14, 2008. A healthy ice cream float. We all know how delicious ice cream is. And we all know how addictively good soda is. When you combine the two, WELL! If god existed and had a top 5 list of favorite items created, I think ice cream floats would be right in there alongside pizza and bubble wrap. First, substitute water for the soda. Then, replace the ice cream with cauliflower. Should I put the cauliflower in the freezer first? Good gods, what have you been putting in your cereal? It"s All About Me.
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God Has Wheels: 01/01/2009 - 02/01/2009
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Jan 9, 2009. For sum raisin I cain't find m'favorit belt. O ware cood it, bee? I plum forgot I had this blog and was supposed to be posting riveting and introspective stuff! I also didn't know about the whole "labeling and tagging" thing but ho boy am I eggcited about 'em! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). It"s All About Me. I like long walks on the beach followed by a cozy night at home in front of a fire (maybe even in the fireplace! The juice is good, eh? I get you da juice. View my complete profile.
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God Has Wheels: them?
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Jun 5, 2008. Once upon a time I used to venture out in the daylight hours and be appalled by the people I'd see. The world overrun by pitiable wretches: old folks scavenging for senior coffee and triple coupon deals, lone parents muttering gibberish whilst overseeing their brood of kids in a McDonalds booth, and businesspeople sitting by themselves, staring and slack-jawed, most likely contemplating suicide. I'm going with Phase. Something to cheer you up when you're feeling shitty:. It"s All About Me.
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God Has Wheels: 03/01/2009 - 04/01/2009
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Mar 9, 2009. Assorded Idems That Wite Beepul Enjoy. I hear thare's munny to bee had in making fun o' Wite Beepul in blogbosts using ironee and deadban observashunal humer. So I will do so as well in hopes of gashin' in! I'll even do it for free rite now! But I will sgip the ol' ironee. And mebbe even the humer bart. Basically, I'll just make fun o' Wite Beepul at no gost rite now. And with baed sbelling. Wite Beepul eeting jeez, hwy, they must shorely enjoy eatsin' the Wite jeezes rite? It"s All About Me.
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God Has Wheels: 06/01/2009 - 07/01/2009
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Jun 2, 2009. I wish to own a retro-kitsch memorabilia company, the kind that supplies fake old appurtenances to Applebee's and T.G.I. Fridays. What a goldmine! Surely manufacturing counterfeit old stuff is profoundly cheaper than obtaining genuine old stuff. And with a company name and slogan like: 'Unmemorabilia: Pretending to be from 1947 since 2009', how can I lose? I can't, that's how! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). It"s All About Me. The juice is good, eh? I get you da juice. View my complete profile.
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God Has Wheels: 05/01/2008 - 06/01/2008
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May 14, 2008. A healthy ice cream float. We all know how delicious ice cream is. And we all know how addictively good soda is. When you combine the two, WELL! If god existed and had a top 5 list of favorite items created, I think ice cream floats would be right in there alongside pizza and bubble wrap. First, substitute water for the soda. Then, replace the ice cream with cauliflower. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). It"s All About Me. The juice is good, eh? I get you da juice. View my complete profile. Yao M...
