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Phutatorius Rides Again: Chickenpox!
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Wherein the Aforementioned Protagonist Seizes Control of the World . . . or Dies Trying. Saturday, May 12, 2007. I've got them, too. SON OF A BITCH. We'll be rescheduling the hard-sell to the Yali tribesmen. Everything pushed back three weeks. 'Saright — I'll just hole up and watch some video. PePe just gave me the first 5.5 seasons of The Sopranos. On DVD — pirated through a cousin of his in Lima. He didn't have to pay them a cent. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). 161;Cinco de MAyo!
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Phutatorius Rides Again: 100th Post!
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Wherein the Aforementioned Protagonist Seizes Control of the World . . . or Dies Trying. Friday, June 01, 2007. So it occurred to me that this post would be my 100th, and I thought I should serve up something special to mark the centepostal moment. And that's what I've been doing for the past week — all week. 151 trying to come up with something to write that would be worthy of a hundredth post. A whole week lost to cogitatin' and ruminatin', and what do I have to show for it? Phutatorius, Part I.
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Phutatorius Rides Again: The Morning After
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Wherein the Aforementioned Protagonist Seizes Control of the World . . . or Dies Trying. Sunday, May 06, 2007. Well, the late morning, anyway . . . If you hadn't gathered as much from my last post, it turns out I was really lit up last night. In fact, things got so bad that at one point I was out on a corner of the Patio, mashing pretty hard with a chick that I thought was the spitting image of Flora Pachado (the Most Beautiful Girl I've Ever Seen in Peru, if you remember). 161;Cinco de MAyo!
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Phutatorius Rides Again: Naming Contest Winner
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Wherein the Aforementioned Protagonist Seizes Control of the World . . . or Dies Trying. Thursday, April 26, 2007. I know, I know, people: I've let this go on too long. It's been over two months since I announced two finalists in the Contest To Name My Sea Monkey Brother ( see. Feb 22, 2007). Announcing a winner is long overdue, then — both for the contestants and for my Sea Monkey Brother, who I'm sure would welcome a bit of closure on the Nomenclature Front. All right, then. Here's goes. Plus I've ...
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Phutatorius Rides Again: Chickenpox!
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Wherein the Aforementioned Protagonist Seizes Control of the World . . . or Dies Trying. Monday, May 07, 2007. Sea Monkey Brother Jarvis has the chickenpox! What a stunning reversal for the Terrarium Terror. No sooner is he given a name than he's covered in a raft of unsightly blotches. What is it with my peeps getting sick like this? Ho there, Phutatorius! You say. Why all this consultation with doctors? Don't you know chickenpox when you see it? I guess there's always PhotoShop. 161;Cinco de MAyo!
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Phutatorius Rides Again: May 2007
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Wherein the Aforementioned Protagonist Seizes Control of the World . . . or Dies Trying. Wednesday, May 23, 2007. I find myself bereft and bereaved. Not only is this a tragic and unfair result, but I'll surely miss the Hispano-Jersey flounce-and-pout stylings of Celia Juarez, sister of Adobe Fortifications Foreman Edgardo Juarez, and inspired real-time interpreter of Miss Drea de Matteo's lines during this period of illness. Saturday, May 12, 2007. Monday, May 07, 2007. What a stunning reversal for the T...
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Phutatorius Rides Again: ¡Cinco de MAyo!
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Wherein the Aforementioned Protagonist Seizes Control of the World . . . or Dies Trying. Sunday, May 06, 2007. 161;Cinco de MAyo! Oh oh oh ohhh ohoh ho ho am I hamered. Fuapachewita. That's Spanish, you know —, specail Phutatorius diale3ct for ";celebrate goood times cm'on! Anyway, any excuse to trhow a party, right? Off the TiVO. I know, I know, you here all this talk about "assimilation," but sometimes it's not the worsdt thing in the world to give people a taste of home. Ya know? Now I don't go lo...
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Phutatorius Rides Again: April 2007
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Wherein the Aforementioned Protagonist Seizes Control of the World . . . or Dies Trying. Thursday, April 26, 2007. I know, I know, people: I've let this go on too long. It's been over two months since I announced two finalists in the Contest To Name My Sea Monkey Brother ( see. Feb 22, 2007). Announcing a winner is long overdue, then — both for the contestants and for my Sea Monkey Brother, who I'm sure would welcome a bit of closure on the Nomenclature Front. All right, then. Here's goes. Plus I've ...
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Phutatorius Rides Again: March 2007
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Wherein the Aforementioned Protagonist Seizes Control of the World . . . or Dies Trying. Thursday, March 29, 2007. Re: Your Policy Questions. And send me some TUMs. In the meantime, I'll shift some of the overflow to the workers, see if I can't buy myself a few "Excellents" on the surveys they're completing for the feds. Some of you have asked what I intend to do once I've seized Absolute Power over the Geopoliticus. What will you change, Phutatorius? How will you make life better for us? So I apologize ...
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Phutatorius Rides Again: January 2007
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Wherein the Aforementioned Protagonist Seizes Control of the World . . . or Dies Trying. Sunday, January 28, 2007. What — you thought I. But she never listens. It was also mentioned — by an unnamed staff member I will hold in disfavor for at least the next couple of days — that I might not be the best candidate to make initial diplomatic overtures. This after I suggested that we propose certain modifications to the Yali Prophecy, to wit: that the words " his personal guard. In the meantime, I...