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Life as a carrot©. Random thoughts in no particular order. There is nearly always swearing. Wednesday, August 12, 2015. This and that . That kind of thing. I dread the nag, I hate it but I NEED it, otherwise I'd just slip into farting around with paints and crafts all day and there's no ******* money in that! Posted by The Carrot. Friday, July 10, 2015. For my mum . Hermanus, Cape Town (Grotto Beach). Much when he passed. Posted by The Carrot. Monday, July 6, 2015. There's no 'social' in Facebook et al.

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life as a carrot©: Holy Drafts ...

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Life as a carrot©. Random thoughts in no particular order. There is nearly always swearing. Wednesday, May 6, 2015. I wouldn’t have wished it on my worst enemy but I went and sent my draft manuscript to my bestest friend in the whole wide world of wonder and now I’m in a state of petrified terror. I know it was crap. I hadn’t finished it, dammit. I had no right sending out a draft … and to HIM. Oh geez, I can’t sleep now. Why do I do this to myself? Never mind that, why did I do it to my pal?

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Life as a carrot©. Random thoughts in no particular order. There is nearly always swearing. Wednesday, May 6, 2015. I’m still cool, right? When you reach a ‘certain age’ – let’s say 60 for argument’s sake. You start to wonder about a lot of things – and not in a sense of the breathless ‘ooh my, golly gosh’ kind of wonder;. More like the dark suicidal kind of wonderings in the middle of the night, when everyone else is asleep. How long will I live? Is this all there is to my life? Will I take years to die?

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Life as a carrot©. Random thoughts in no particular order. There is nearly always swearing. Friday, July 10, 2015. For my mum . Hermanus, Cape Town (Grotto Beach). Much when he passed. On the other hand, you were always my rock and I feel like the universe shifted off kilter when I watched you die. I'm on loose ground, wobbling about with no sense of direction. Even though I know. Posted by The Carrot. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A bit of a bio. On Blogger since 2001, don't ask me why. For my mum .

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Life as a carrot©. Random thoughts in no particular order. There is nearly always swearing. Wednesday, August 12, 2015. This and that . That kind of thing. I dread the nag, I hate it but I NEED it, otherwise I'd just slip into farting around with paints and crafts all day and there's no fucking money in that! Posted by The Carrot. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A bit of a bio. On Blogger since 2001, don't ask me why. View from Southwold Pier. By lifeasacarrot.blogspot.com. Stuff for the compost heap.

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Life as a carrot©. Random thoughts in no particular order. There is nearly always swearing. Tuesday, May 19, 2015. I am so impatient and that's the problem, anyway I've gone and done it. I've submitted my book proposal, with a sample chapter. I did a lot of editing on it and I know it's still not right (will it ever be? Anyway, now it's out there getting rejected. Oh well, gotta try somewhere. I'm pleased, I see something happening, the energies are buzzing about, summats afoot. Posted by The Carrot.

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Saturday, April 23, 2005. Machines and madnessbook review 1605. So i finally, FINALLY finished THE WASTELANDS, THE DARK TOWER III by STEVE KING, 420pp. Rescued by Deek Deekster at 11:00 AM. No echos in the void. This Is An Audio Post Click To Play. Zombies are the worst drivers, worse than floridia. Suck my muppet juice. Im playing ball in the leche league. The doom that came to retarius. A room with a deja view. Profanity is the crutch of the stupid, illiterate . Wholly shit/book review 8. Restless and ...

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Thursday, April 14, 2005. Suck my muppet juice. Some people think it's cozy to wake up to birds chirping, but at 4:30 in the morning, when the birds sound like a sqeaky bed in a whorehouse, it's not so goddamn cute. When meeting someone's wife for the first time, no matter how witty you think it might be, you shouldn't say "wow, you look a lot different with your clothes on.". Comments to original post. Rescued by Deek Deekster at 6:00 PM. Im playing ball in the leche league. A room with a deja view.

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Wednesday, May 04, 2005. The venus de milo can't give you the finger. So i was watching the news, and apparently the US is in some kind of war or something, and i thought this would be the perfect time for a cool funny war comedy, so here it is. A quick note: if you are a military guy, you will clearly see i have no idea what i am talking about. i don't need to hear how my details are wrong and it's not like that or whatever, i don't care, this is my world, my rules, reality has little to do with it.

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Saturday, April 23, 2005. Like pulling a sword from a stone. If you can read this, then you found the secret message. you kick ass. Comments from original post. Rescued by Deek Deekster at 8:53 PM. Machines and madnessbook review 1605. No echos in the void. This Is An Audio Post Click To Play. Zombies are the worst drivers, worse than floridia. Suck my muppet juice. Im playing ball in the leche league. The doom that came to retarius. A room with a deja view. Cool people whose words matter.

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Tuesday, May 03, 2005. Us troops invade neverlandistan. This is why i don't ever get dates! There is a camera broadcasting my hidden shenanigans to the world.". It would be cool if i could get a portable hand buzzer, like they have in gameshows, and just walk around all day "buzzing in" and finishing people's sentances. like, the boss is talking and says "our goal for this quarter will be." and i buzz in and loudly say, in an excited voice "learn to boil water using our minds! I really do like pancakes.

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Wednesday, April 27, 2005. Fuck a bunch of jack london. I'm kinda busy right now, doing lots of things that keep me from doing things i want to do, and when i am done being busy doing all these things i will have nothing to show for it, whereas if i were doing the things i would want to do, i would have tangible results and evidence that i actually did something. So i won't be writing here for the rest of the week. possibly on saturday or sunday i might write. by monday i should be writing again.

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Monday, April 25, 2005. Old people smell bad. Holy crap what kick ass day, you would never believe it. I had just finished my mayonaise flavored slimfast shake and two diet cigarettes (yes, i am on a health kick) when i got a knock on the door. it was the guy from down the street. i could tell he had just finished working out cause his eyelids, which are more muscular than your average joe's, had a light sheen of sweat and were still ripped and pumped. he needed help. No sooner had i stepped outside my s...

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Sunday, May 01, 2005. It's sunday night, i've been really busy doing what seems to be nothing this past week, but time was definately not on my side. i finally finished. By Medlar Lucan and Durian Gray, 220 pp. if i get off my ass i should be able to get back on track for my self imposed book a week quota. The whole idea of decadence is appealing, and they apparently had a restaurant that was avant garde, lasting about two years or so. the book, published by. Rescued by Deek Deekster at 10:36 AM. Tesco, ...

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Tuesday, April 12, 2005. I'm playing ball in the leche league. It is about ten minutes to eight in the evening and i'm listening to marylin manson croon his lilting soft melodies as i write this. you might get it, you might not. reach out and touch faith. Here is the deal.i feel like a domesticated puma who just realized he has claws and decided to drag his gay german handler off to become a meal. yeah i mixed metaphors, what choo gonna do about it? Next motherfucker's gonna get my metal. Wholly shit/boo...

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