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Idiot proof | Benevolent Snark
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Alleging that snark can be benevolent. August 17, 2010. March 2, 2007, 6:30am, middle of a snowstorm, suffering mild contractions but going to work anyway, pulled over in an empty grocery store parking lot, on my cell phone:. Me: There’s a light on in the car…. Hubs: what is it? Me: It looks like… a vagina. Me: Yeah, it looks like a vagina. Is the car trying to tell me I’m in labor? It’s a vagina light, stupid! 2 Responses to “Idiot proof”. October 28, 2010 at 12:07 pm. December 7, 2010 at 11:47 pm.
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Feelin Kinda Three Fifths | Benevolent Snark
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Alleging that snark can be benevolent. Feelin Kinda Three Fifths. March 17, 2010. Well, here it is buddy, this is where the government keeps tabs on us. It’s our constitutional obligation as a people to be enumerated every ten years. It’s all Article 1 an’ sh…. Oops, that’s right, talking to a kid). Hubs (reading over the document):. You mean we can’t do this online? The Founding Fathers certainly didn’t INTEND to have us use some magical adding machine likely posessed by evil spirits. Are We There Yet?
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I love you kissing monster | Benevolent Snark
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Alleging that snark can be benevolent. I love you kissing monster. March 3, 2010. Three years ago right now I was pushing you out into the world. You’re welcome. Age 3 on 3/3, you lucky bastard! Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Email (Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email.
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Overheard in the Potty | Benevolent Snark
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Alleging that snark can be benevolent. Overheard in the Potty. September 14, 2010. Shorty, sitting on the potty and talking to Daddy:. 8220;Boys have penises. And girls have…. 8230; girls have two butts.”. You know something, pal? You smell an awful lot like flowers. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Email (Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. Stickiest of the Icky ».
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Mwah! | I think I'm dying.
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I think I’m dying. November 14, 2007 in Uncategorized. I love Natalie Dee’s comic today. I post it here, in honor of Lulu’s non-stop lickfest of my arm right now. F*ck you, wrinkles! Man dies but once. Winter “break” wasn’t meant to be. Is it a stroke? It’s been a long week already. Are We There Yet? Green Lantern (via Slate Magazine). Happier Cows Come From Wisconsin. I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER. It’s My Life. Love First, Live Incidentally. Matt, Liz, and Madeline. My Lame Attempt at Blogging.
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Sexiest man alive? | I think I'm dying.
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I think I’m dying. November 14, 2007 in Uncategorized. Just named Matt Damon as the annual “Sexiest Man Alive.” I’m not so sure I see it. I like his character in the Bourne movies… he’s nice looking and all. Buff, intelligent, etc. I get that he’s sexy. But sex. I can think of plenty of male celebrities that seem more fitting of the honor…. Sorry Matt. You don’t make my list.😦 C’est la vie! He sort of looks constipated, no? What’s with the thumb chomping and angst-ridden look? Did he just hit his head?
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November? | I think I'm dying.
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I think I’m dying. November 13, 2007 in Uncategorized. Where has this month gone? I officially have 2 weeks left to study before finals! And my outlines are only half finished at best. I haven’t even started my outline for one class… ug. My birthday is only 2 weeks away! And Thanksgiving is just over a. When did this happen? Has that many, duh) and ripping on Bad English’s. So, for your enjoyment, I present “What I Waste My Time Watching”:. F*ck you, wrinkles! Man dies but once. Is it a stroke? You are c...
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i’ve reached my goal | it's a baby thing
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In case you wanted to know. It’s a baby thing. I’ve reached my goal. February 16, 2009 · Filed under Uncategorized. But don’t let that stop you! Did you see the March for Babies link on the right? If you’ve already donated, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! It is very much appreciated. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. Like what you see?
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Joyeux anniversaire | Benevolent Snark
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Alleging that snark can be benevolent. March 27, 2010. Feliz cumpleaños a ti. Feliz cumpleaños a ti. Feliz cumpleaños a ti. Feliz cumpleaños a ti. Daddy wanted this cake for you. Ps Cakes While U Wait can suck my fondant teat. Applications for family cake baker now being accepted! Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Email (Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. Idiot proof ».
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The answer at the bottom of the bottle | Benevolent Snark
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Alleging that snark can be benevolent. The answer at the bottom of the bottle. February 2, 2010. Finally, something for the frantically frazzled, overworked and underpaid baby on the go…. Too busy to eat? 8220;Listen, Mom, I know you made a nice lunch of avocado hunks and mandarin oranges, and but Elmo is going to chew my ass out if I don’t get this TPS report on his desk before 2pm. I’m going to have to ask you to just go ahead and whip up a bottle to go. Mmmyeah, thanks.”. Thankfully, they’ve. Follow &...