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National Enquirer Hare Krishna Edition: January 2009
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Saturday, January 31, 2009. Hare Krishna Spy Stows Away on Space Shuttle. August 7, 2002. Cape Kennedy, FL. The space shuttle crew discovered a stowaway on a recent mission to upgrade the Hubble telescope. Posted by Mr. Ananda ∴ μ α ω λ. Tuesday, January 27, 2009. Hare Krishna Cameraman Excommunicated for Bizarre Diet. August 6, 2002. Posted by Mr. Ananda ∴ μ α ω λ. Thursday, January 22, 2009. Hare Krishna Swami Mounts Cyber Offensive Against Rivals. August 1, 2002. An American disciple of an Indian guru...
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National Enquirer Hare Krishna Edition: Hare Krishna Guru Indicted for Sperm Bank Fraud
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Friday, March 6, 2009. Hare Krishna Guru Indicted for Sperm Bank Fraud. August 9, 2002. Circuit Court Judge, Walter T. Hangemheigh, set a trial date today for Bhaktishastri Swami Hiranyakashipu Kalipada Sarasvati Bharati Goswami Maharaj Mahabhagavata Acharya for his alleged scheme to bilk the local sperm bank out of money and establish a master race of Vedic Aryans to help him overthrow the U.S. government. Posted by Mr. Ananda ∴ μ α ω λ. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Pagal Baba, fresh back. North ...
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National Enquirer Hare Krishna Edition: Hare Krishna Spy Stows Away on Space Shuttle
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Saturday, January 31, 2009. Hare Krishna Spy Stows Away on Space Shuttle. August 7, 2002. Cape Kennedy, FL. The space shuttle crew discovered a stowaway on a recent mission to upgrade the Hubble telescope. Posted by Mr. Ananda ∴ μ α ω λ. April 30, 2009 at 10:47 PM. Lord Krishna is one of the most popular and worshiped deities of the Hindu religion. Krishna is considered as the eighth avatar of Lord Vishnu, the divine. Lord Vishnu Photo, Sri Vishnu Picture, God Vishnu. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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National Enquirer Hare Krishna Edition: December 2008
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Wednesday, December 31, 2008. Minister's Wife Sues Congregation. San Francisco, California. June 28th, 2002. The wife of a the minister at a local Krishna sect church here has filed suit in the federal circuit court against sixty four members of the church's congregation. The suit alleges that the defendants in the action caused her husband to become a sex maniac with their exaggerated tales of having frequent sex with their spouses. Posted by Mr. Ananda ∴ μ α ω λ. Tuesday, December 30, 2008. San Francis...
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National Enquirer Hare Krishna Edition: Interview of President Bush
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Thursday, February 19, 2009. Interview of President Bush. August 8, 2002. The following is a NEHKE exclusive. Transcript of an Oval Office conversation between President Bush and Annoutami Dasi. Mr President, the Hare Krishna people are here to see you. What are Al Qaeda doing in the building' What's going on'. They are not terrorists. They are from that religious organization. You know - the people that collect money in airports. Annoutami Dasi and secretary in unison: nama om vishnu padaya. We have thi...
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National Enquirer Hare Krishna Edition: February 2009
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Thursday, February 19, 2009. Interview of President Bush. August 8, 2002. The following is a NEHKE exclusive. Transcript of an Oval Office conversation between President Bush and Annoutami Dasi. Mr President, the Hare Krishna people are here to see you. What are Al Qaeda doing in the building' What's going on'. They are not terrorists. They are from that religious organization. You know - the people that collect money in airports. Annoutami Dasi and secretary in unison: nama om vishnu padaya. We have thi...
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National Enquirer Hare Krishna Edition: March 2009
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Monday, March 30, 2009. Hare Krishna Preacher Attempts to Expand His Flock. August 10, 2002. San Diego, CA. Dalton shouted, 'Hey what the hell are you doing in there! The monk shouted out in alarm, 'Quick, the demons have spotted us. We must make our escape! Dalton summoned some other zookeepers to help him separate the two and they tied up the monk with some rope and called the police. The monk, Banara Das, 25, has been charged with trespassing and public indecency. Monday, March 23, 2009. Apparently th...
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National Enquirer Hare Krishna Edition: Hare Krishnas Get Permit for Cart Festival
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Monday, March 23, 2009. Hare Krishnas Get Permit for Cart Festival. August 10, 2002. San Francisco, CA. The City Council yesterday awarded a permit for the local Hare Krishna center to use a military tank for its annual cart festival in Golden Gate Park. An applications for a permit for a caravan of armored Humvees with roof mounted automatic rifle turrets for Hare Krishna gurus to ride in down the parade route was denied, however. Posted by Mr. Ananda ∴ μ α ω λ. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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National Enquirer Hare Krishna Edition: Letters to the Editor: August 8th
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Sunday, February 1, 2009. Letters to the Editor: August 8th. August 8th, 2002. Dear L.D.D. First of all, what are humble obeisances? Secondly, it is not our policy to print any articles without being able to verify the facts. If we were to just print every juicy story that comes along, then our readers would start to doubt the integrity of our publication. NEHKE Editor in Chief. Posted by Mr. Ananda ∴ μ α ω λ. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). National Enquirer Hare Krishna Edition. North of the Moon.