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Collecting diamonds and some worthless stones.: The Emmy's are on tonight
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Sunday, September 20, 2009. The Emmy's are on tonight. I mean, I don't know what to think about this. The only reason I even know the Emmy's are on is because of a commercial. Thumbs up to their marketing department. Uh, thumbs down for me not knowing? Like, shouldn't I know about the Emmy's? Isn't it supposed to be a crucial part of pop culture? Honestly, somebody fill me in. Do the Emmy's even matter? HOUSE SHOULD'VE WON. HUGH LAURIE IS THE MANNNNN.". Manuscript is out. Got a fantastic response fro...
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Collecting diamonds and some worthless stones.: February 2009
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Saturday, February 21, 2009. It's what you hear after eight hours. I slammed the key to the apartment on the counter and motion towards the refrigerator for a beer. I come home every night to bed frame knocking against a thin layer of drywall. The desk in my room is covered in vinyls on top of their sleeves and cheeseburger wrappers. I need to write something. I need an orange. I start scribbling lines on the notepad. The orange is gone, peel open like a detonated hand grenade. I want the beers ...Outsi...
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Collecting diamonds and some worthless stones.: September 2009
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Wednesday, September 23, 2009. Let's study illness one fiber at a time. We get sick. Isn't that bull shit? But that's me right now, um sick. Tons of ice on the neck, groin, etc. Baseballs' the real cure though. So is Bonnie "Prince" Billy. He's from Louisville, folks. Guess that's something I can be proud of. Along with Hunter S. Thompson. And Tom Cruise going to Male High School. Or was it Trinity? Welp, either click on the blog roll link for Sean Lovelace, or why not hammer on this one. Hugh Laurie is ...
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Collecting diamonds and some worthless stones.: Call home Holiday Inn
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Wednesday, August 26, 2009. Call home Holiday Inn. You know, it isn't very often that you find a three-foot piece of plywood at a thrift store that somebody cut and painted to look like Mario, buy it for $1.50 and hang it on your bedroom wall. Those shoes are fantastic. That's all, for now. I have plenty to say, but am not exactly sure how I need to be saying it. Not yet, anyway. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Kansas City, MO. View my complete profile. You might be bigger than me, so Imma wet cha.
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Collecting diamonds and some worthless stones.: April 2009
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Tuesday, April 28, 2009. Everything I love cannot fit in a bag. There are so many things going on in my life right now it feels like when you're at Sears and you're watching the huge display of big screens and they're all on different channels, but you still feel like you know what's going on in every single show. I'm gonna go 700 Club. That really doesn't mean anything, I guess. Isn't the 700 Club. A Evangelical TV show? Just forget that was your favorite pair of sandals, okay? Friday, April 24, 2009.
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Collecting diamonds and some worthless stones.: August 2009
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Monday, August 31, 2009. You might be bigger than me, so Imma' wet 'cha. When I touch the mic, it's never too hard for me. Hi Promise you this, today's a day to take the back road to work. Keepin' your car right in the powerband when you lull through neighborhoods. Honk at everyone on your way to work. Nod or point your index finger to say hi. Etc Be cheerful today, just do it. Be like Nike and just do it. Do it in sweatshops. Do I need to hit up dad's medicine cabinet for some Stetson? Alright, so it's ...
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Collecting diamonds and some worthless stones.: Don't ever get to comfortable.
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Monday, August 17, 2009. Don't ever get to comfortable. This is where I sleep, what I come home to. I'll have more pictures when fewer things are in boxes. The Volkswagen toys are unpacked. The bed is made each morning. I even bought jars for flour and sugar. No chairs in this apartment, however. Not one. A kitchen table, no chairs. That says a lot about me and how I prioritize. Babyface said it in a Lil' Wayne. Make sure to meet people.". You can't avoid doing this. Promise. Are you eating enough?
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Collecting diamonds and some worthless stones.: The elements of surprise/fun and what I'm doing before and afterwork
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Tuesday, September 8, 2009. The elements of surprise/fun and what I'm doing before and afterwork. Test that thread count, Uncle Ted. No, but um, it's time to work on poems and flash pieces. Five of each? Sure Sounds 'bout right. That's a nice, square number. Five. Are you working on anything right now? Let's trade. Thoughts at least. Maybe work? I'm generous. I'll wipe your work twice, front to back then vice versa. What does vice versa even mean? No, is it? Bottoms up, internet. Kansas City, MO.
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Collecting diamonds and some worthless stones.: June 2009
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009. Tao Lin always blows himself. I'm not even kidding. Look at his blog. 160;It's like one of those porno sites you accidently go to because you spell boobs. Wrong, so it's just a bunch of pop-ups and really loud sounds of girls moaning and sucking on fat red dildos. By the way, that last stuff was for Dan Bailey. Both of those guys rule, and not just because they're on top of my blog roll. Shit, Nate, you haven't updated your blog in like two weeks. What's your problem? The kid jum...
