Hilarious observations on one girl's journey through the wilds of beginning a marriage and starting a family. From her husband's obsession to using baby wipes as toilet paper to their hysterical relationnships with their parents, this is a sitcom in the making.
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Hilarious observations on one girl's journey through the wilds of beginning a marriage and starting a family. From her husband's obsession to using baby wipes as toilet paper to their hysterical relationnships with their parents, this is a sitcom in the making.
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Observations on marriage and motherhood. Laquo; KISS ME CUPID. March 28, 2012. There are few things more traumatizing than watching your child get hurt. Every time he has a bump, scrape or bruise, its another stamp on your too-overworked and tired and probably needs preventative botox forehead that says, I just turned around for TWO seconds, I couldnt get to him in time, or simply, I just goddamn wasnt paying attention, ok? What do I have to do? Watch him every single f-ing second? Oh ok, Ill tell you wh...
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Observations on marriage and motherhood. Laquo; The Last Days of Disco. He's Heeeere ». July 01, 2010. For most pregnant women, the introduction of the SNOOGLE represents the end of an era for a married couple. Its officially saying, Im too big to cuddle with you and anyway, my ginormous stomach scares the crap out of you, so lets just call this what it is.a move toward having twin beds. The SNOOGLE has become the Maginot Line of pregnant couples across the world. . July 01, 2010. What a great blog!
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Observations on marriage and motherhood. The other day, I watched my son play with a Mylicon bottle for twenty minutes. Do you know what Mylicon is? Well, if you haven’t been chasing after a two year old, and/or you haven’t stayed up all night with a newborn lately, you wouldn’t know what Mylicon is but I’m here to tell you. It’s gas medicine and it comes in a bottle with a dropper. That bottle and that dropper kept my son busy for twenty whole minutes. JAKE WOULD LOOOOOOVE THAT! SEND ME THE LINK! No But...
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Observations on marriage and motherhood. Laquo; Welcome to Motherhood. Inflexible Mommy Doll- Glass of Wine and Laptop Sold Separately ». April 27, 2011. This is HILARIOUS. Cant get your baby to bed? Read this and you wont feel alone. Http:/ moms.today.com/ news/2011/04/26/6534646-want-another-bedtime-story-sweetie-heres-one-go-the-fk-to-sleep? April 27, 2011. Hi Alexis and Mike,. I loved your blog. I am rally glad to see I was not alone in baby crisis moments. LOL. May 06, 2011 at 09:37 AM. Wedding dres...
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Observations on marriage and motherhood. Laquo; Just When You Think You're Alone. I'm Going To Kill Him ». November 30, 2006. Why don't we have heat? What I love about household hiccups is that I always seem to expect that Mike will know how to fix things. He's a husband, right? Aren't they supposed to know how to do stuff like this? I ask "The pilot light's off," he repeats. "OK.how do we get it to go back on? We call someone," he says. OK" I reply. Hoping that he'll say. I'll call someone," he chimes in.
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Observations on marriage and motherhood. The other day, I watched my son play with a Mylicon bottle for twenty minutes. Do you know what Mylicon is? Well, if you haven’t been chasing after a two year old, and/or you haven’t stayed up all night with a newborn lately, you wouldn’t know what Mylicon is but I’m here to tell you. It’s gas medicine and it comes in a bottle with a dropper. That bottle and that dropper kept my son busy for twenty whole minutes. JAKE WOULD LOOOOOOVE THAT! SEND ME THE LINK! No But...
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Monday, February 18, 2013. Our baby girl turned two last month. She is definitely learning to assert her independence, but overall, she is a sweet, smart, funny, social, precious little girl. We love her to pieces! At two years old. She says countless words, speaks in 3-5 word sentences, and repeats everything she hears. She wants to know "what's sat? I do my best to provide a satisfactory answer. She gives kisses and hugs and makes us laugh every day! We love being her parents. Thursday, August 30, 2012.
