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MaryaNox: The Oregonian (2011)
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Movies, Music, Mostly Horror. Tuesday, October 25, 2016. Repost of a review I wrote five years ago, because someone on FB just asked me what had been released in the last five years that was worth watching. I'm still not sure if I liked this one or not.). It stars that chick who was in “The Fair Haired Child” episode of Masters Of Horror (which, to date, remains the only thing ever done by William Malone that I didn't hate, although I'm pretty sure that William Malone still hates me. 8221; The Oregonian ...
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MaryaNox: July 2016
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Movies, Music, Mostly Horror. Saturday, July 30, 2016. Stranger Things Have Happened. On the advice of several friends, I binge-watched the Netflix series Stranger Things. Last week. My friends seem to be of the opinion that I'm a harsh and unforgiving film reviewer. Huh, wonder where they got that. Anyway, they begged me to keep in mind that it was not only set in the 80s, but was trying to recreate the 80s, determined to look as though it had been filmed in the 80s for 2016. Because I'm not. 8220;Well,...
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MaryaNox: Don't Breathe (2016)
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Movies, Music, Mostly Horror. Friday, October 28, 2016. K, let's get the obligatory shit out of the way. The guy who got tied to a wheelchair and set on fire after having his lips bitten off in Manhunter. The chick who just did that fucking awful remake/reboot of Evil Dead. Some scrawny geeky white kid, some guy who wants to be black but isn't, a really slobbery rottweiler and a turkey baster. Alright now, I sat down and watched it and now I has questions, please. HERE LYETH MAJOR SPOILERS. So, it's been...
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MaryaNox: August 2016
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Movies, Music, Mostly Horror. Tuesday, August 23, 2016. Challenge accepted.sort of. You see, I cannot possibly be married in the morning, therefore I have written an article on actors and fictional characters named Greg/Gregor/Gregory which includes Mr. Peck but isn't specifically about him. In doing so, I hope to postpone our nuptials for at least another week and simultaneously assert my equality in this relationship. I write what I want, it's my. Hot blog, baby. Greg Stillson - The Dead Zone. Ambassad...
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MaryaNox: Because
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Movies, Music, Mostly Horror. Monday, October 17, 2016. Truthfully, I've been angry for a very long time. Decades. But I am female, and as such, I have been instructed and trained in the fine art of suppression. Don't blow it out of proportion.". Control your feelings.". Anger is ugly.". You're fine, it's not the end of the world.". Other people have it much worse than you, stop making a big deal out of nothing.". Take it as a compliment.". As if the accusers in question were simply sitting, biding their...
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MaryaNox: Parasomnia
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Movies, Music, Mostly Horror. Tuesday, October 25, 2016. I first posted this review online in 2010 and almost immediately received an email from director William Malone, who was not at all happy with my review. Tough shit. I stand by my review, and since Trump's "Pussygate" is still ruling the headlines, I think it's more important than ever to address the issue of women portrayed as one-dimensional sex objects in any. Media Time to stop romanticizing sexual abuse, guys.). The Gift Of Fear. An insipid, c...
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MaryaNox: Carrie On
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Movies, Music, Mostly Horror. Tuesday, December 27, 2016. I can't believe she's gone. Drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra. As if this year hasn't been shitty enough. As if I haven't had the heart to write anything for months now, because I've been too depressed about fucking everything. But no, 2016 just couldn't be content with robbing us of the Gene Jeanie on January 10th. It had to rub the irony of George Michael's "Last Christmas". Ugh, as if.". Fuck no. In the very next scene, her ser...
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MaryaNox: October 2016
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Movies, Music, Mostly Horror. Sunday, October 30, 2016. I think I heard a shot. Look, I get it. You're all numb. I'm. So I'm going to keep this as short, as simple and as to the point as I possibly can. Please try and stay awake while I tell you this tale. I'll be brief and won't use big words. I promise. Unfortunately, they neglected to inform the indigenous peoples whose lands they were planning on ripping up and destroying in order to make this ugly money funnel. This is against the law! They are basi...
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MaryaNox: Songs in the Key of Apocalypse
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Movies, Music, Mostly Horror. Saturday, October 22, 2016. Songs in the Key of Apocalypse. Just in case that gibbering, unnaturally orange, butthole-faced, narcissistic, shit-flinging, brain damaged howler monkey and coke-bloated Hitler-Barbie-Doll model manages to get elected as President, I decided we needed a proper soundtrack to accompany the burning of this totally fucked and corrupted nation. Click the song titles if you want to listen). Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums.
