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Despicable Me 2 » Sobering Conclusion
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Tue 2 Jul 2013. Stop laughing at my hairline! 038; Chris Renaud. Featuring the Voices of:. PG for rude humor and mild action. 1 hour, 38 minutes. No, you’re a big yellow blob. No great surprise, another animated movie has spawned a sequel. Picks up shortly after the first one left off; with a villain named Gru (voiced by Steve Carell) now turned into a lovable softy by the precocious threesome of orphan girls he adopted originally for their unwitting help in proving what a spectacular bad guy he could be.
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The Smurfs 2 » Sobering Conclusion
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Wed 31 Jul 2013. Looks like they couldn’t afford enough blue in the CGI budget. Voice), Alan Cumming. Voice), Katy Perry. Voice), Christina Ricci. Voice), J.B. Smoove. Voice), John Oliver. Voice), George Lopez. Voice), Anton Yelchin. Voice), Fred Armisen. Voice), Kenan Thompson. Voice), Jeff Foxworthy. Voice), Gary Basaraba. Voice), Paul Reubens. Voice), B.J. Novak. Voice), Tom Kane. Voice), John Kassir. Voice), Shaquille O’Neal. Voice), Jimmy Kimmel. Voice), Mario Lopez. Voice), Shaun White. This is the...
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The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones » Sobering Conclusion
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Thu 22 Aug 2013. The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones. Look, Legolas. Just ask her to take the shirt off. She’ll probably say yes. PG-13 for intense sequences of fantasy violence and action, and some suggestive content. 2 hours, 10 minutes. No Really, NO. Books by Cassandra Clare are popular in that oh-so-hot Young Adult genre that Hollywood keeps mining to discover the next. Not for their merit but for their box office). After watching the first of the series turned into a feature film, subtitled.
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Runner Runner » Sobering Conclusion
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Fri 4 Oct 2013. It doesn’t suck to be Justin Timberlake. R for language and some sexual content. 1 hour, 31 minutes. Could probably go on and on about. However, I’m attempting to waste less and less time writing about bad movies so this may be one of my shortest reviews ever. There wouldn’t be a drop to drink for anyone. Problems in the script are especially sad to discover when the screenwriters wrote another film about gambling called. That’s a good film. Is essentially the antithesis of good. Fans of ...
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Carrie (2013) » Sobering Conclusion
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Fri 18 Oct 2013. You’ve got red on you. R for bloody violence, disturbing images, language and some sexual content. 1 hour, 40 minutes. Why can’t I just have a normal prom? Image of Carrie standing onstage, drenched in blood and quivering with rage, is an iconic one. With that image a part of public consciousness, it is impossible to see Kimberly Peirce’s remake of. Without comparing it to the original. Is a decent film, but an unnecessary remake. There are plenty of horror films (Stephen King films ...
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You’re Next » Sobering Conclusion
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Fri 23 Aug 2013. Oh, well that’s nice. They spelled out the title for the audience. Next at what I wonder? R for strong bloody violence, language and some sexuality/nudity. 1 hour, 35 minutes. He looks partied out! Am getting a little tired of this trend of home-invasion movies where the villains wear creepy masks. We saw it first in. And again in this summer’s. Why does every blood-thirsty gang of murderers have to look like an animal or a china doll? Where do they order those? Has a fair amount of buzz...
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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 » Sobering Conclusion
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Thu 26 Sep 2013. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2. It’s rude to put your friend in a bucket. 038; Kris Pearn. Featuring the voices of:. PG for mild rude humor. 1 hour, 35 minutes. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. Took me by surprise. Its trailer looked rather generic and I went into it with very little expectations only to find that it’s actually one of my favorite animated movies in the last five years. Now the sequel has been unleashed, appropriately titled. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2.
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Insidious: Chapter 2 » Sobering Conclusion
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Thu 12 Sep 2013. It’s Patrick Wilson! Turn off the light! PG-13 for intense sequences of terror and violence, and thematic elements. 1 hour, 45 minutes. Keep quiet, kid. Patrick Wilson is after you. Suppose I should begin by letting you all know that I never saw. The very well received horror film from 2011. I can follow that up by letting you know that if you haven’t seen. You really don’t need to see. The script is written by Leigh Whannell and directed by James Wan, the team that created the. And are ...