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Mischief, Shenanigans, and Lifestyles of the Insane. Mischief & Shenanigans. Parties & Events. Category Archives: Mischief and Shenanigans. Polite At All Costs. May 22, 2016. Southern women are taught to be polite at. Costs Southern mommas are expected to raise polite offspring. I pulled into the concrete strip mall and hustled my son into the store. I was still on schedule, until I got into the checkout line. Ma’am, can we use your bathroom? We’re potty training and he doesn’t have on a diaper.’. I stoo...
Hobbs & Hayworth, Episode 1 | Sass Mouth
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Mischief, Shenanigans, and Lifestyles of the Insane. Mischief & Shenanigans. Parties & Events. Hobbs & Hayworth, Episode 1. June 14, 2015. I know many of you have heard of my friend, Harmony, from Modern Mommy Madness. We just met, and in an insane twist, we live 3 miles apart. Mind.Blown. Watch out, world, the possibilities are endless. We recently taped a live segment with MomCaveTV. And then we took a trip together. And drank. A lot. Another Life Lesson via Irony. Let’s Talk About Race →. EXPO markers...
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Mischief, Shenanigans, and Lifestyles of the Insane. Mischief & Shenanigans. Parties & Events. Tips for Surviving the Holidays with a Child on the Autism Spectrum, from Six Moms who Write About Autism. December 13, 2015. A few weeks ago, I had a discussion with a mom whose child was recently diagnosed with autism. She posed the question to me, ‘How do you do the holidays with meltdowns? I rattled off a few ideas without giving it much thought. It took me two tries to put this post together. The posit...
The Key to Successful Potty Training | Sass Mouth
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Mischief, Shenanigans, and Lifestyles of the Insane. Mischief & Shenanigans. Parties & Events. The Key to Successful Potty Training. August 6, 2015. Our kids are definitely past the potty training stage. I’ve had a ton of friends recently who have shared their struggles with potty training. This post is for them. Our first child potty trained very easily. Naively, I thought it would be that easy with the second one. Man, sometimes, I even laugh at my stupidity. Oh, that’s easy. You pay him. LET ME JUST P...
NSFW: #Don’t Look At My Vag | Sass Mouth
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Mischief, Shenanigans, and Lifestyles of the Insane. Mischief & Shenanigans. Parties & Events. NSFW: #Don’t Look At My Vag. June 8, 2015. I went to BlogU this weekend, one of my most favorite weekends of the year because I get to go hang out with other writers and bloggers who are off the chart weird like me. It’s pretty fucking awesome. You know how when you are dragging luggage, and you try to be balanced? The stairs. Yes, you read that correctly. Up. And scratched my back up in the process. NO ONE IS ...
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My PERFECT Birthday Present is for YOU - The Dusty Parachute
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Skip to main content. My PERFECT Birthday Present is for YOU. November 3, 2016. November 3, 2016. The Dusty Parachute by Susanne Kerns. Share this post on. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, I really think it’s my mom who deserves to be celebrated. But what about YOU? What can I get YOU for my birthday? After all, you’ve given me the gift of your time and support all year long so now I want to do something for you. For my birthday, I’m going to be giving away a signed copy of. It was really a gi...
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May 20, 2016. Fast-forward to 5:00 this morning when our third child climbed into our bed, alerting me by repeated bludgeoning to the head and face, and I flung my arm over to hit my sleeping husband. 8220;Pepper’s in our bed,” I mumbled, as her knee dug into my gut. 8220;PEPPER’S IN HERE,” I repeated. Now she was pulling on the sheets, attempting to smother me to death with her battered sheep lovey. Fuck you, I’m not dealing with it. Okay, fine. It makes me a raging bitch. Did you just ask. If you liked...
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Newer posts →. The Day My Pride Died. April 4, 2016. Last week I made an enormous ass of myself at my husband’s place of employment. He’s a manager at a car dealership, and I don’t know what kind of people the other managers have coming to visit them at work, but I. Doubt Robbie will ask me to stop by and visit him again anytime soon. You know what, I should call Robbie and ask him to come meet us for lunch. That would be a nice thing to do. I’m a good wife. A thoughtful wife. The dealership was very bus...
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May 20, 2016. Fast-forward to 5:00 this morning when our third child climbed into our bed, alerting me by repeated bludgeoning to the head and face, and I flung my arm over to hit my sleeping husband. 8220;Pepper’s in our bed,” I mumbled, as her knee dug into my gut. 8220;PEPPER’S IN HERE,” I repeated. Now she was pulling on the sheets, attempting to smother me to death with her battered sheep lovey. Fuck you, I’m not dealing with it. Okay, fine. It makes me a raging bitch. Did you just ask. If you liked...
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sassmonsters | The Sasses take on the world.
The Sasses take on the world. January 11, 2012. In the general election, but when all of his opponents are pretty much clinically insane it is pretty hard to keep any real attention on trying to remember his campaign positions. That or he flip-flops. So much there is no way to tell what he currently is in favor of. None the less the time has come for me to learn about this extremely dull individual so that I can understand what he is really all about. And eliminate the death tax. Would have made a dent i...
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This is some sort of journal/workshop to get me back to Art. So much more training is needed. Your criticisms and comments are welcomed - there's nothing hard you can say I haven't thought myself, so feel free to dig in. Saturday, April 29, 2006. Muslin, caning, raffia, wax, light fixture. Posted by kissyface at 3:27 AM. 25' glass cube, wax, light fixture, plywood, black paint. Posted by kissyface at 3:15 AM. Linen lace eyelet, raffia, japanese maple leaves, wax. Posted by kissyface at 3:11 AM. Posted by...
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Mischief, Shenanigans, and Lifestyles of the Insane and Delusional. Mischief & Shenanigans. Parties & Events. The Key to Successful Potty Training. Our kids are definitely past the potty training stage. I’ve had a ton of friends recently who have shared their struggles with potty training. This post is for them. Our first child potty trained very easily. Naively, I thought it would be that easy with the second one. Man, sometimes, I even laugh at my stupidity. Oh, that’s easy. You pay him. LET ME JUST PO...
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Pop culture. Gay things. Cat videos. Gay cat pop videos. Based in San Francisco. Social icons by Tim van Damme. I Started A New Blog! You may notice that I stopped posting here on the SassChron in late 2011. I spent 2012 posting exclusively on a Bay Area music and film site called Spinning Platters. And then formally launched my new pop culture blog, The Binge. In very exciting news (for me), Holly Hunter. Will reunite with her. For a BBC/Sundance Channel miniseries called. Top of the Lake. It’s Al...
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Go drink five pints and puke on someone elses shoes, pinch someone way too hard in a hurty place for not wearing green even if you arent, either. Happy St. Patricks Day. Posted at 08:15 AM in Divorce. Texts from That Time of the Month. I got my period! TELL ME IM PRETTY. Youre so pretty that everyone hates you. Like, a lot. I got my period. TELL ME I PRETTY. Your nose is awesome and yer ass wont quit. I lost four lbs on this, day three. So much blood. The hallway in The Shining. No There isnt. Ewewew.
Collective Clue Capacity | truth, interpretation, deciphering the underlying message
May 2, 2008, 6:32 pm. Filed under: Collective Clue Capacity. Lately I’ve been so damned orally clever I just need to post some my phrases so my public (both of you! Can revel in my smarty-van-smartyness. 1 Pop Star Revival. When an older pop star mixes or collaborates with a new pop star to revive their career. Ie Madonna (Brit and then little (OMG) JT) and Santana and most new and old rappers. As in our very own Hillary Clinton. I am a fan, but not of her public persona. Again a political reference.
Sass Mouth and Sour Milk – stories and struggles from the trenches of motherhood
Sass Mouth and Sour Milk. Stories and struggles from the trenches of motherhood. To Bed with Them! January 4, 2017. January 6, 2017. I’ve never had a bedtime routine. I went to bed when I was told (meh? As a child, and as a single in college and on my own, I never developed a real habit when it came to lights out. Except to never actually sleep with the lights out. Turns out I’ve always been a bit skiddish. Because of grapes, there was screaming about the delicate process of washing and detangling cascad...
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Confessions of a Sass Mouth Christian
Confessions of a Sass Mouth Christian. Wednesday, March 11, 2015. The details are inconsequential. All I will say is I was hurt by someone I deeply love. That soul crushing what do we do now hurt. And the absolute crazy thing is they did not do anything "wrong", it was just the wrong thing in the circumstances. So what do you do? Again, what do you do? Okay- This is where I may ruffle some feathers. If you are easily offended you may want to stop reading right about now. But wait. it unobtainable! That i...
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