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Tales from the Funny Farm: July 2008

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Tales from the Funny Farm. Thursday, July 24, 2008. Get em while they're hot.only $19.95. When ever I buy something new that I don't know how to use , I try to read the directions first , but curiosity. Gets the best of me and I usually go ahead and use it .then read the directions AFTER it doesn't work right. My mama was the same way , and usually we got it right the first time. Except the time she bought the blow up breasts from Fredrick's. Well ,because they're FAKE , they aren't. Go to the bathroom!

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Tales from the Funny Farm: April 2008

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Tales from the Funny Farm. Monday, April 28, 2008. Tonight I want to talk about sun dried tomatoes. Or termaters , as we call them here in Arkansas."OH GAWD" , I can hear you say. She has run out of things to write about and now she wants to talk about termaters! But I haven't. I have a lot to say about a lot of STUFF! Just ask my husband. Anyway ,I have had sundried flavored. Things before , but never any real. Because they don't sell. Rotten food ,Mom." HA! I had wanted to try them before , but they we...

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Tales from the Funny Farm: Whose panties are these anyway?

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Tales from the Funny Farm. Saturday, July 17, 2010. Whose panties are these anyway? I sat down on the bed and tried to figure out who the granny panties belonged to. I racked my brain trying to remember if I had kept any of my grandmothers panties. I mean , why would I? Surely there were better things to remember her by. Well , after much thought and brain racking , I decided that there just wasn't an explanation. I wasn't upset. As mother to 6 boys , I had come across stranger things. The offers in the ...

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Tales from the Funny Farm: May 2009

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Tales from the Funny Farm. Tuesday, May 26, 2009. We have a winner! The winner for the $25.00 gift certificate for ecostore has been randomly picked.and the winner is.Dorlene! Dorlene , I can't find your e-mail address. You can email it to me at ava collett@hotmail.com. I need it for the company to be able to send you the certificate.It will not be used for any other purpose. Thanks to everyone who entered. Sunday, May 24, 2009. Contest for ecostore products. It's good for the environment. Anyway , if yo...

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Tales from the Funny Farm: January 2010

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Tales from the Funny Farm. Sunday, January 31, 2010. Things that don't work around here. You can only see things in the rear and on the right side with them. How ridiculous is that? One of my drawers in the kitchen doesn't work. This may not seem important, but when you consider that I only had 4 to start with, to me that makes it pretty important. The whole front of the drawer just fell off one day. At first I propped it back up there cause it looked better you know? Wednesday, January 27, 2010. So afte...

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Tales from the Funny Farm: June 2008

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Tales from the Funny Farm. Monday, June 30, 2008. My internet has been messed up so haven't posted in awhile. I should be posting new stories in a day or so. Hey , wonder if anyone even realized I was gone? Friday, June 20, 2008. Once upon a time. In a land not so far away ( called Arkansas ) there lived a girl (woman , old lady , whatever ) named Avarella. Did not have to wear rags , she always had one in her hand , so to her it was the same difference , if you know what I mean. One day when Avarella.

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Tales from the Funny Farm: October 2010

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Tales from the Funny Farm. Saturday, October 9, 2010. Maybe I can do most of them tomorrow , you know? Which brings me to the point I'm trying to make. People think I'm eccentric. Now that I think about it , it might not be the 8 blue toenails that make people think I'm eccentric. What I tell myself they think , except that one woman that called me just plain old crazy.but that's. Story But I'm getting side swiped. I mean tracked .yea that's. Itside TRACKED. Ok. But the others were wayyyyyyyyy. I keep sa...

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Tales from the Funny Farm: August 2008

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Tales from the Funny Farm. Monday, August 25, 2008. Seriously though , the other day I read that experts say that women lose 10% of their brain cells when they're pregnant. I have 6 boys. If this is true , then I'm in deep *hit. My nose is OK I guess. It was kinda small to start with , so when I get old ( OK , I hear you snickering , I mean REALLY old ) maybe it'll be normal sized. Anyway , the doctor told me that my purse was too heavy! Well , I never heard such a thing! Well I wasn't born yesterday you...

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Tales from the Funny Farm: Homework

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Tales from the Funny Farm. Friday, March 12, 2010. Came across this today and wanted to share! I tried to make it bigger but I couldn't. You can still read it though! That is the funniest thing I have seen all week! Will be laughing for hours to come. March 13, 2010 at 1:38 AM. This is so cute! March 13, 2010 at 10:24 AM. This is hilarious. Thanks for posting, I needed a laugh. These are the funny things that we have to laugh at! March 28, 2010 at 8:46 PM. April 12, 2010 at 11:06 AM. Welcome to The Funny...

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Tales from the Funny Farm: July 2010

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Tales from the Funny Farm. Saturday, July 17, 2010. Whose panties are these anyway? I sat down on the bed and tried to figure out who the granny panties belonged to. I racked my brain trying to remember if I had kept any of my grandmothers panties. I mean , why would I? Surely there were better things to remember her by. Well , after much thought and brain racking , I decided that there just wasn't an explanation. I wasn't upset. As mother to 6 boys , I had come across stranger things. The offers in the ...