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SPACE COWBOY | SMELLY TONGUES
https://smellytongues.wordpress.com/2015/03/18/space-cowboy
Beyond the soft palate. I was idly flipping through the pages of. Yesterday (it’s a quick flip), at my local pub, quietly sipping a beer, when my eye did spy amidst the cluster of bylines and scribblings from a small flock of old white people on the opinion pages, an ode. An ode of love. Of joy and of devotion. Of high praise for the constancy of spirit, the balance of mind, the purity of soul and embodiment of the rugged individualism of Man, One Man, Tony Abbott. After all, the Prime Minister is a libe...
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TALKIN’ SHIT ON THE TEE-VEE | SMELLY TONGUES
https://smellytongues.wordpress.com/2015/06/24/talkin-shit-on-the-tee-vee
Beyond the soft palate. TALKIN’ SHIT ON THE TEE-VEE. The ABC is out of control and must be reformed. Resident expert on taste and restraint, and O! He doth howl, often and most. His frequent allies in this noble quest from the mighty Gerard Henderson,. To stout and doughty Piers Akerman. From the audacious Janet Albrechtsen. To the staunch daring of Miranda Devine. The ABC has consistently and wilfully betrayed its charter and its key,. Man and Common Woman of this land, the. The nation’s public broadcas...
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THE BIG ISSUES | SMELLY TONGUES
https://smellytongues.wordpress.com/2015/05/21/the-big-issues
Beyond the soft palate. On my brief train journey to work this morning, looking at the passengers standing and seated around me, I began to notice the shoes the women were wearing, and I thought to myself, it occurred to me for the. That outside of men’s ties, what utterly. Items of so-called fashion they are. What on earth is. To, why do you. To, tie those half dozen things up before you can walk in them? WHAT IS THE FUCKING. The simple act of. One step after another, one foot at a time (or. Dressed, sh...
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TONGUES AWAY | SMELLY TONGUES
https://smellytongues.wordpress.com/2015/05/05/tongues-away
Beyond the soft palate. Having just done about 6 months work in the space of 2 months, Tongues is a little buggered and worn out, and will be taking a 10 day internet-free break. I may even write some new stuff while I am away. Or I may just drink a lot of beer, and get some sleep. Share on Facebook (Opens in new window). Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window). Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window). May 5, 2015. One Comment to “TONGUES AWAY”. May 6, 2015 at 3:02 pm. Laquo; Previous Post.
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ST ELSEWHERE | SMELLY TONGUES
https://smellytongues.wordpress.com/2015/05/19/st-elsewhere
Beyond the soft palate. Over at AIMN (Australian Independent Media Network). Is a piece I wrote last week titled Fairy Bread Is Not A Vegetable. You may read it there if you wish. Share on Facebook (Opens in new window). Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window). Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window). May 19, 2015. 5 Comments to “ST ELSEWHERE”. May 19, 2015 at 3:59 pm. May 19, 2015 at 4:05 pm. May 19, 2015 at 5:26 pm. Well, if you insist…. PS this is not merely opinion. I can do 46 sticks!
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MOTHERF#CKERS | SMELLY TONGUES
https://smellytongues.wordpress.com/2015/04/01/motherfckers
Beyond the soft palate. The early 90’s, I worked for a market research company, part time, four hour shifts, nights, Saturdays, Sundays, and I did it purely for the extra cash, my regular job paid crap money, and I was jack of having fuck all. And so they would often share their travails, their tales of woe, and you would be obliged to listen. A little incentive helped in this respect, and that incentive was the. Expensive. A little extra cash can go to some very good use. A little extra is a little too.
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WHITE TRASH ON HEAT | SMELLY TONGUES
https://smellytongues.wordpress.com/2015/07/02/white-trash-on-heat
Beyond the soft palate. WHITE TRASH ON HEAT. It is another time, and it is another place, far, far away. New laws rule this land in this time, and these laws must be upheld by. To ensure the safety of the nation from those who would destroy it, those who would corrupt the minds of its young, befoul the tender flesh of its. And recast the very soul and substance of its culture and the state, the cities and the towns, into a libertine haven for convicted scoundrels and a university for budding crooks.
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TONGUE OF THE DAY | SMELLY TONGUES
https://smellytongues.wordpress.com/2015/06/30/tongue-of-the-day-77
Beyond the soft palate. TONGUE OF THE DAY. Written by Ken Morris. And originally posted on the Facebook page of the Anglican Parish of Gosford. Nothing about this young man’s [Zaky Mallah] appearance on this show [Q&A] worried me. Nothing about his reply to the Minister worried me. What did worry me was the assumption that a young angry Muslim man could not be making a good point badly, he could only be making a bad point well. I have nothing further to add, beyond Well said, that man . June 30, 2015.
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TONGUE OF THE DAY | SMELLY TONGUES
https://smellytongues.wordpress.com/2015/04/24/tongue-of-the-day-76
Beyond the soft palate. TONGUE OF THE DAY. Flicked over to Channel 7’s. Program briefly this morning, and it’s a live cross to Kochie from Turkey and he’s promising upcoming coverage of a great ceremony in the morrow. It’s the Olympics for Dead People. Who came dead first. Who came dead last. Writing for The Age. Have a nice day. Share on Facebook (Opens in new window). Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window). Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window). April 24, 2015. May 19, 2015 at 6:00 pm.
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ST ELSEWHERE | SMELLY TONGUES
https://smellytongues.wordpress.com/2015/05/27/st-elsewhere-2
Beyond the soft palate. Over at AIMN (Australian Independent Media Network). Is a new piece I have written titled PEACE IN OUR TIME. You may read it there if you wish. Click the fucking link. Share on Facebook (Opens in new window). Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window). Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window). May 27, 2015. 6 Comments to “ST ELSEWHERE”. May 27, 2015 at 10:25 am. Good to see you working a wider audience Ross. May 27, 2015 at 10:43 am. Oh, well. Fuck it. You are commentin...