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Always Drunk: Trash and Treasure
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Sunday, May 17, 2015. First, an update. You guys gave me some fantastic advice regarding what to do with the sash from my sister-in-law's wedding. I really appreciate all your comments and suggestions. You rock. Here's what I actually decided to do. That's a pile of random crap I'm throwing away,. Including a pink tie-dye Snuggie. So off it goes. Next, um, another update. ChrisS tells me that the strange item I found among my possessions. It's not that I haven't smoked exotic substances in my day. It...
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Gaijin Cracker: November 2013
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Thursday, November 21, 2013. I'm still slowly going insane rotting away on this damn couch. I'm quite sad I'll be missing all the illuminations and fun that is going to be going on in Yokohama and Tokyo this season. I need to drum up some adventure.and fast! Links to this post. Friday, November 15, 2013. A domestic type of Christmas. My father is not a kind, gentle or good man. I haven't seen or spoke to him in eleven years, but I know with a certainty I can say that and it still be true. Men lik...Heart...
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Gaijin Cracker: A domestic type of Christmas
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Friday, November 15, 2013. A domestic type of Christmas. My father is not a kind, gentle or good man. I haven't seen or spoke to him in eleven years, but I know with a certainty I can say that and it still be true. Men like him do not change, they do not grow, they do not admit fault. A light ahead of you.even if you can't see it. November 15, 2013 at 3:51 PM. I understand you and your life situation so much more now, like I cant even detail here. Dont ever be fearful of failing your kids in whatever way.
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Gaijin Cracker: September 2013
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Wednesday, September 4, 2013. Once again time has flown by without any blog updates. I can just tell everyone was sick with worry over my absence, wondering if I was floating in a giant bowl of Moscow Mules in Shibuya. Thankfully I'm alive and kickin'! I have some awesome news, are you ready? I got a job! I know what you're thinking, "who the hell would hire you? Answer: a Japanese English teaching school! Yup, I am now responsible for teaching English to children who are not my own. Muahahahahahaha!
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Gaijin Cracker: October 2013
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Monday, October 21, 2013. 10 things to do when your Ego breaks your leg. Warning* Some sexual and graphic pictures below. Don't scroll down if you're under 18, and don't blame me if your kid doesn't listen, or if you get fired. Remember how I mentioned in my previous post about how super busy I am? When I derp, I do it hard. Don't they look amazing? They taste even better. *drool*. Anyways, so for the first 11 days (but whose counting? I was trapped in this monstrosity:. Anyways, now let's get to the bes...
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Don't Call Me Marge: Fun Friday Facts #113: How Did Dinosaurs Become Birds?
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Don't Call Me Marge. Now with more profanity! My Work Around the Web. Friday, July 3, 2015. Fun Friday Facts #113: How Did Dinosaurs Become Birds? I just saw Jurassic World. Tonight, and was disappointed to see that none of the dinosaurs were depicted as having had feathers. But that’s Hollywood for you, I guess. Historical accuracy. Doesn’t sell movie tickets. Abraham Lincoln hunting vampires sells movie tickets. Image by Nobu Tamara from Wikipedia. While researchers previously assumed that Archaeoptery...
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Don't Call Me Marge: 5 Drawbacks of Working from Home No One Talks About
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Don't Call Me Marge. Now with more profanity! My Work Around the Web. Monday, July 20, 2015. 5 Drawbacks of Working from Home No One Talks About. I’ve been working at home for going on seven years now, and now I’m just going to take a minute because holy shit, that’s longer than I’ve done anything. Wow. 5) You Start Getting Fat. Also, when I lived in France, people didn’t show up to my house with multiple cakes they apparently expected me to sit and eat by myself, as I complained about recently. 2) You H...
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Don't Call Me Marge: Fun Friday Facts #112: Same-Sex Marriage in History
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Don't Call Me Marge. Now with more profanity! My Work Around the Web. Friday, June 26, 2015. Fun Friday Facts #112: Same-Sex Marriage in History. 8220;Maybe everything isn’t hopeless bullshit,” I’ve decided to dedicate this Friday’s facts to the history of gay marriage. Image by Benson Cua from Wikimedia Commons. Same-sex marriages were well-documented. And were just one of various so-called “non-traditional” forms of marriage practiced. Among some of the other forms was polyandry, the pr...As most peopl...
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Don't Call Me Marge: Fun Friday Facts #111: The History of Eyeglasses
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Don't Call Me Marge. Now with more profanity! My Work Around the Web. Friday, June 19, 2015. Fun Friday Facts #111: The History of Eyeglasses. A dear friend who is also blind as hell recently asked me what people did before they invented eyeglasses. 8220;Well, glasses were invented in like 1300 so they probably just wore glasses,” I said, pulling what I now know was a completely accurate tidbit of information right out of my ass. 8220;No, I mean, before that,” he replied. Both uses are legit:. 8221; made...
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