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It's like hanging out with me, except you're not: October 2010
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Sunday, October 03, 2010. Follow me over here. I've decided to start littering the internet again. But I'm moving shop to the good people at Tumblr. Join me and together we can rule the galaxy. Http:/ bcarlton.tumblr.com. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Yep, I'm a jerk. About me: Imagine hell. Now make it hotter. View my complete profile. In defense of feet. Albany's fussiest of fussies. Click here for a dose of kristina. Jenny on the block. Lindsay forgot the cheese. Daily waaah with loiacono.
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It's like hanging out with me, except you're not: January 2010
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Sunday, January 31, 2010. Waiting for my meatball to come back to me. I was singing the song ON TOP OF SPAGHETTI to my daughter today and after singing the song for the 200th time in a row to her, I realized that the first two verses of the song are a metaphor for divorce. On top of spaghetti. All covered with cheese. I lost my poor meatball. It rolled off the table. And on to the floor. And then my poor meatball. Rolled out the front door. On Top of Spaghetti. Tuesday, January 26, 2010. Wednesday, Janua...
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It's like hanging out with me, except you're not: End of a 3 week dynasty
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Thursday, April 08, 2010. End of a 3 week dynasty. Spent almost 4 weeks growing a "beard". Unfortunately genetics prevents me from growing much facial hair. I got this far and couldn't take it anymore. Time to shave. End of a dynasty. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Yep, I'm a jerk. About me: Imagine hell. Now make it hotter. View my complete profile. In defense of feet. Albany's fussiest of fussies. Click here for a dose of kristina. Jenny on the block. Lindsay forgot the cheese.
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It's like hanging out with me, except you're not: May 2010
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Saturday, May 15, 2010. I thought this was a little weird. I found these images on the side of a crane machine at the mall the other day. A cute little armless robot and green elephant hanging out with a busty tattooed lady all hanging out together. Here she is with a bunch of other cute things piled into a taxicab. No one is wearing a seatbelt and they are obviously way too many people packed into the car. And where did the green elephant go? Friday, May 07, 2010. Things that happen at work.
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It's like hanging out with me, except you're not: Crane Machine
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Saturday, May 15, 2010. I thought this was a little weird. I found these images on the side of a crane machine at the mall the other day. A cute little armless robot and green elephant hanging out with a busty tattooed lady all hanging out together. Here she is with a bunch of other cute things piled into a taxicab. No one is wearing a seatbelt and they are obviously way too many people packed into the car. And where did the green elephant go? First, whats a crane machine? Ive got the proof right here.
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It's like hanging out with me, except you're not: Shit you'll find on my desk at work
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Saturday, April 17, 2010. Shit you'll find on my desk at work. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Yep, I'm a jerk. About me: Imagine hell. Now make it hotter. View my complete profile. In defense of feet. Albany's fussiest of fussies. Click here for a dose of kristina. Jenny on the block. Lindsay forgot the cheese. Daily waaah with loiacono. Look at all the fun you missed. Im bored with directors. Shit youll find on my desk at work. End of a 3 week dynasty. Eat me. Im a big deal in Chicago.
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It's like hanging out with me, except you're not: Things that happen at work
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Friday, May 07, 2010. Things that happen at work. I got a new phone for my desk recently. Prank phone calls are about to hit a whole new level. You see what I see? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Yep, I'm a jerk. About me: Imagine hell. Now make it hotter. View my complete profile. In defense of feet. Albany's fussiest of fussies. Click here for a dose of kristina. Jenny on the block. Lindsay forgot the cheese. Daily waaah with loiacono. Look at all the fun you missed. Things that happen at work.
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It's like hanging out with me, except you're not: October 2009
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Friday, October 30, 2009. Best Halloween costume ever! Man with the homeless hand living in a cardboard box. Tuesday, October 27, 2009. I ran around last night looking for a Halloween costume because apparently it's what people do on Halloween. Didn't have much luck. But in all honesty I wasn't looking too hard. While on my quest I did stumble across this. Somehow Hannaford got the rights to bastardize one of my favorite childhood memories. Fuckers. Sunday, October 25, 2009. Tuesday, October 20, 2009.
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It's like hanging out with me, except you're not: I'm bored with directors
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Tuesday, April 20, 2010. I'm bored with directors. You know in movies when you see a board meeting and they are all sitting around a big fancy table with water pitchers down the middle. Everyone has a big cushy leather chair along with a special top secret binder with top secret information at each seat. And the person sitting at the end of the table has a large TV monitor behind them? I thought this shit only happens in movies. I know. I'm just as surprised as most of you. Labels: Board of Directors.
