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Dear Space Diary: September 2012
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Man travels to the stars. Man is not pleased. - New entries received Tuesday and Thursday-. Wednesday, September 26, 2012. 8220;Mary are you there? 8220;Reading you, 3.0.”. 8220;…You mean you can hear me? 8220;Yes. 3.0. Yes I do.”. 8220;Because I’m not a book.”. 8220;I can read you like a book if that’s any help.”. That’s amazing, 3.0. Well done! 8220;Oh, it’s you. Why didn’t you respond to our messages? I was asleep. And Mary had the microphone off. 8220;Not especially.”. 8220;Oh God.”. 8220;Hang on, I&...
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Dear Space Diary: January 2013
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Man travels to the stars. Man is not pleased. - New entries received Tuesday and Thursday-. Friday, January 11, 2013. Maybe something’s happened. 8220;They’re fine.”. They’re meant to check in by 11. 8220;It is 11.”. Exactly. Where are they? Has NASA got there already? 8220;As far as we know NASA hasn’t even left Earth. They’re fine. They probably just slept in a bit.”. 8220;I’ve noticed. Hey, to distract you, should we be waking up 3.0? Hmm I don’t know. Thoughts? 8220;Let it go.”. Ask her.”. 8220;Yeah&...
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Dear Space Diary: 214th Entry
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Man travels to the stars. Man is not pleased. - New entries received Tuesday and Thursday-. Monday, July 27, 2015. 8220;We should probably get started.”. Just give me a minute. 8220;We should probably get started.”. Mary is off looking for some kind of inflammable that we can use to burn down the lab. Given NASA launch rockets from here I’m guessing it won’t be too hard to track down at least something. SMASH, SMASH, SMASH. 8220;You worked very fast.”. I like to be efficient. 8220;…Yes. Yes I d...8220;Ho...
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Dear Space Diary: 212th Entry
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Man travels to the stars. Man is not pleased. - New entries received Tuesday and Thursday-. Monday, July 20, 2015. That’s the last of them. Thank you so much. 8220;It’s just my job mate. Don’t go all teary eyed. Sign here.”. 8220;And here.”. 8220;And in these 12 other places.”. 8220;First pet’s name? 8220;I’ve got my employment card.”. Great Just scan that here… and sign here. 8220;And if she had kept her maiden name? 8220;And lastly –“. 8220;….Sign here.”. Fine Fine. Are we done? 8220;…”. 8220;One of us...
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Dear Space Diary: October 2012
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Man travels to the stars. Man is not pleased. - New entries received Tuesday and Thursday-. Friday, October 5, 2012. 8220;How she doing? Well she appears to be breathing. That’s a good thing, right? 8220;Yes, breathing is a good thing.”. How long have I got before I pass out? 8220;Hard to say. 3.0 had hours, but I can’t say how long you’ve got.”. 8230;Hard. To say. 8220;There’s a lot of factors. Weight, lung capacity, heart strength. I’m smart but I’m not that smart. I wasn’t flirting. 8220;Sigh. So,...
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Dear Space Diary: May 2015
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Man travels to the stars. Man is not pleased. - New entries received Tuesday and Thursday-. Wednesday, May 27, 2015. 8230;It’s EMPTY? 8220;What does that mean? It means the fuel gauge is empty. 8220;Yes, but WHY is the fuel gauge empty? Because there’s no fuel left. 8220;Why are you avoiding the question? Because I don’t like the answer. 8220;What do you mean? 8220;What are you doing? 8220;…That the only way to Earth is on this ship. We can’t escape them.”. Precisely. And that means only one thing. 8220;...
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Dear Space Diary: 211th Entry
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Man travels to the stars. Man is not pleased. - New entries received Tuesday and Thursday-. Wednesday, July 15, 2015. 8220;This will never work.”. 8220;This will NEVER work.”. 8220;Just because you convinced that idiot from Fed Ex that you know what you’re talking about does not mean that NASA and whoever’s hired NASA are going to let you get away with this.”. They don’t need to let us get away with this; we ARE getting away with this. Like, right this second. Are you sure this is the right address?
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Dear Space Diary: July 2015
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Man travels to the stars. Man is not pleased. - New entries received Tuesday and Thursday-. Wednesday, July 29, 2015. 8220;What’s in the bag? 8220;I don’t believe you.”. Well it’s possible that I had to carry some things, so I put them in a bag. 8220;What sort of things? I don’t know. General things. Such as… you know, a brain in a jar…. 8220;Oh come on! How many times do we need to talk about this? I’ll carry her. She won’t get in the way. 8220;So it’s now also doused in rocket fuel? 8220;This is facili...
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Dear Space Diary: 215th Entry
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Man travels to the stars. Man is not pleased. - New entries received Tuesday and Thursday-. Wednesday, July 29, 2015. 8220;What’s in the bag? 8220;I don’t believe you.”. Well it’s possible that I had to carry some things, so I put them in a bag. 8220;What sort of things? I don’t know. General things. Such as… you know, a brain in a jar…. 8220;Oh come on! How many times do we need to talk about this? I’ll carry her. She won’t get in the way. 8220;So it’s now also doused in rocket fuel? 8220;This is facili...