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better latent than never: August 2007
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Better latent than never. Monday, August 27, 2007. Pouring Syrup On Shit Don't Make It Pancakes. It's dawned on me that I just don't post as often as I should anymore. The problem is that I rarely feel the rage and anxiety I used to feel. Don't get me wrong, I still get pissed sometimes. And I'll have a well-publicized breakdown from time to time. But the general "I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler! Mentality has waned lately. And make a million dollars. Anyway. So why, why God why, is there always...
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better latent than never: February 2007
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Better latent than never. Tuesday, February 20, 2007. She's Going To Ruin My Life Again, Just Like She Did When She Was Born". We had a pretty eventful weekend. A very us kind of weekend. Of their lives is truly all about. No, not so much. Turns out Baby was bitter, and I'm a lot more retarded than I originally thought. She nearly burst into tears, and she said, "She's going to ruin my life again, just like she did when she was born! Labels: Baby Dont Make No Sense. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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better latent than never: October 2007
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Better latent than never. Tuesday, October 30, 2007. Because It Is, You Know, Black People". I can't believe I found my way home. And speaking of home, our housekeeper is batshit crazy. I know what you're thinking- "A housekeeper, how decadent! She is not so into the black people. She's Brazilian, and old (sixty one! So maybe that excuses it somehow? So we sold out and kept her, I'm ashamed to say. And thankfully it didn't come up again, until. Labels: And Then This Crazy Thing Happened To Me. I had this...
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better latent than never: September 2008
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Better latent than never. Thursday, September 04, 2008. You Are Small And Unimportant, But Occasionally Funny. Boy sent me some sadpanda emails last week about lousy recent blog posts. He thinks I've become a snob. To prove my undying love for him, and to help ease the pain of his life of suffering and injustice, I present this story, the funniest thing Boy has ever done. For a brief second, both lines are ringing. Then the person on Line 1 picks up the phone and says "Hello? This phone is crazy! There i...
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better latent than never: Leukemia Is Funny
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Better latent than never. Wednesday, August 27, 2008. Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2008 9:31 AM. To: Bryc3; [Names removed]. Have you guys ever felt dizzy for more than a day? Since Monday I've been feeling dizzy (like vertigo maybe? Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2008 9:32 AM. To: KW; [Names removed]. Subject: RE: odd question. I had vertigo for like a week once, I went to the doctor and it turned out to be leukemia. Might want to get that checked out. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Here We Go Again.
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better latent than never: December 2006
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Better latent than never. Friday, December 29, 2006. Ban On Smoking: Check. Ban On Fun: Pending. You're excited that the DC smoking ban goes into effect next week, making it illegal to smoke cigarettes in bars, nightclubs, restaurants, and pretty much everywhere else. You're an idiot. But what about the poor bartenders who are forced to work in that environment? Won't someone think of them? Why didn't I think of that! Wait, where are you going? So, you've gotten your wish. Starting next week, you'll ...
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better latent than never: January 2007
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Better latent than never. Wednesday, January 31, 2007. So my job is to make friends with everyone, and I'm pretty good at it. Labels: And Then This Crazy Thing Happened To Me. Friday, January 26, 2007. Everyone Is Talking About The Ban, But They Should Be Talking About Race. Opportunistic DC Council member Jim Graham of Ward 2, home of the nightclub, pledged to introduce legislation that would ban minors from nightclubs serving alcohol. And why aren't we discussing the obvious racial differences here?
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better latent than never: I'm Actually Not Here To Fix The Copier, Thanks
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Better latent than never. Friday, August 15, 2008. I'm Actually Not Here To Fix The Copier, Thanks. I appreciate that my appearance and personality don't exactly exude professionalism. It's this whole clinging to my youth, not selling out, corporate culture be damned thing. Not to mention abject laziness. But mostly it's about ideals, man, and aesthetics, and attitude, and other excuses! I'm just keeping it real, etc. I didn't realize you had that much education.". I have no explanation. I once saw a...
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better latent than never: Please Help Me I'm Falling
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Better latent than never. Tuesday, August 12, 2008. Please Help Me I'm Falling. We had a layover in some place in Tennessee. Nashville? We're climbing through the clouds left over from the storms, and we'd maybe been in the air for twenty minutes. We hit turbulence and the plane starts to shake, but I'm okay because I'm all banged up. Then, suddenly, the plane literally FALLS! Out of the fucking sky. Straight down, and BANG! Not ten seconds later we're falling again, straight down, PLUMMETING! Again The ...
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better latent than never: November 2007
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Better latent than never. Tuesday, November 27, 2007. I went to the gym last night after work, and really pushed myself. I was exhausted when I finally finished, but I needed to pick up something for dinner because Baby was working late. The original plan was just to order a pizza, but that seemed counterproductive to all that working out. So I decided I check out the new salad chain place that just opened in Chinatown. First mistake. Would McDonald's do that? Thursday, November 15, 2007. Make It Up As I...
