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Bring Down the Gavel: June 2008
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Thursday, June 12, 2008. My primary toy obsessions growing up revolved around He-Man. Which is by far-and-away the best name ever in the history of names, because the symbolism makes, if I can use his own terminology, Arnold Schwarzenegger look like a "girly man") and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. By the way, if you liked Michelangelo the best.you and I can not. Be friends. Everyone who's everyone knows that Raphael was the most tubular turtle. First of all, it's only. Drop everything right now and go to.
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Bring Down the Gavel: The Finest In Yellow Journalism
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Monday, May 12, 2008. The Finest In Yellow Journalism. Embellishment and sensationalism are often implemented when telling a story for dramatic or comedic effect. In many cases, deviating slightly from the truth is understood and even welcomed. However, as is obvious to most already, when one strays too far from the truth it often leads to false notions of what actually took place. The Superbad. Below provides a perfect example of my last point. Some people argue Fox News and its anchor-people are biased.
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Bring Down the Gavel: Accessorize Me
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Thursday, June 12, 2008. My primary toy obsessions growing up revolved around He-Man. Which is by far-and-away the best name ever in the history of names, because the symbolism makes, if I can use his own terminology, Arnold Schwarzenegger look like a "girly man") and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. By the way, if you liked Michelangelo the best.you and I can not. Be friends. Everyone who's everyone knows that Raphael was the most tubular turtle. First of all, it's only. Drop everything right now and go to.
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Bring Down the Gavel: Michael Bolton vs. Fingernails on a Chalkboard
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Monday, March 17, 2008. Michael Bolton vs. Fingernails on a Chalkboard. As usual, I was being a huge nerd the other day and alphabetizing my CD collection (at least I wasn't putting them in chronological order like John Cusack in High Fidelity. For the most part, I was pleased that I had a number of solid and timeless purchases, including: The Beatles' Help! And Sam Cooke's The Hits. I also came across a few purchases that beg the question, "What the hell was I thinking? And Pissed Jean's Hope For Men.
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Bring Down the Gavel: Next Door Neighbors
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Monday, July 7, 2008. I am really excited to be able to sit and write a whole lot of nothing right now. I've recently gone through a change of address.and no.I am not in my Mom's basement.yet. We have two floors at our new place. How cool is that? Although, I do feel compelled to convince the landlord that we now need an escalator, elevator, fireman's pole, or one of those stair chair lifts (pictured right) installed, because taking the stairs is too much work. If you want the never-do-wrong, steady-as-h...
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Bring Down the Gavel: July 2008
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Monday, July 7, 2008. I am really excited to be able to sit and write a whole lot of nothing right now. I've recently gone through a change of address.and no.I am not in my Mom's basement.yet. We have two floors at our new place. How cool is that? Although, I do feel compelled to convince the landlord that we now need an escalator, elevator, fireman's pole, or one of those stair chair lifts (pictured right) installed, because taking the stairs is too much work. If you want the never-do-wrong, steady-as-h...
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Bring Down the Gavel: Enough Talk...How You Walk?
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008. Enough Talk.How You Walk? Everyone has their own way of walking. Some of us stand tall and take big strides, some of us are hunchbacked and drag our feet. I am still looking for my signature stroll. Much like Joey from Friends. I am going through a walking identity crisis. Help me decide which of these walks below I should add to my repertoire. Walk Like and Egyptian. Final Verdict: Walk Like an Egyptian (3 vs. 1 vs. 0). March 17, 2008 at 11:14 AM. Michael Bolton sucks less tha...
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Bring Down the Gavel: The Gavel Goes Green
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Monday, May 5, 2008. The Gavel Goes Green. It has been over a month since I subjected any of you to my absurd dribble, and as much as I'd like to claim my return to blogging is due to an overwhelming demand for my witty verbiage, it's more a byproduct of me just being bored. Although some time has passed, not much has changed has it? Shower in the Sculpture Garden. Or for those true earth crusaders.try not showering.at all! Order Every Meal From Galactic Pizza. They have a complete vision of the future.
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Bring Down the Gavel: May 2008
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Friday, May 23, 2008. Rat Pack vs. Brat Pack vs. Frat Pack. Anyone that's ever attended high school knows there is a social hierarchy. You've got the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads and.of course.the "cool kids.". I forfeited any chance I might of had of being a part of the cool group when I decided to skip school for a day because I knew there was going to be a Knight Rider marathon on TV. Oh whatever.like you don't think David Hasselhoff is the shit! Starri...
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Bring Down the Gavel: February 2008
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Thursday, February 28, 2008. Big Ern vs. The Jesus. First of all, not too long ago I watched The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters. It Was. Awesome. It's a documentary about the world of competitive video games, specifically Donkey Kong. The sheer nerdery on display is off the charts. We're talking Steve Urkel. Nobody fucks with The Jesus! Foul-mouthed, hair-netted, and pony-tailed, The Jesus is a formidable foe.and rumor has it he's never thrown a gutter ball. Final Verdict: Big Ern (5 vs. 4). Whether...