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Happy Holidays: The First SQL | Humor Me a T-SQL Princess
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Humor Me a T-SQL Princess. DBAs really do have a sense of humor. Laquo; Can’t Group This. My Name is Rebecca. Yes, We Still Run SQL Server 2000. Happy Holidays: The First SQL. December 19, 2013 by tsqlprincess. A parody of the song “The First Noel”. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and so on and so forth…! The first SQL the server did say. Could not parse this statement please write it this way. In code where it lay a scanning the heap. On a production server I wanted to weep. SQL SQL SQL SQL. Posted in ...
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Humor Me a T-SQL Princess. DBAs really do have a sense of humor. I started out in IT over 10 somewhat long years ago as a computer programmer. My scintillating career started with programming IVR systems (i.e. automated phone systems) and went on to programming MVS mainframes which included COBOL, IMS, DB2, and JCL. I managed to crash a mainframe once. It was my second day on the job too! I’ll even admit I had the. Somehow need to work SSAS in there. Recently I’ve been able to add Crystal Reports 8...
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Humor Me a T-SQL Princess. DBAs really do have a sense of humor. Https:/ tsqlprincess.wordpress.com. Posts by Rebecca Mitchell:. October 24, 2014. My Name is Rebecca. Yes, We Still Run SQL Server 2000. December 19, 2013. Happy Holidays: The First SQL. December 16, 2013. September 24, 2013. SQL Woes from A to Z. May 1, 2013. Backups The Vital Verification. December 6, 2012. Here I Come to Save the Daaay! July 19, 2012. Sometimes I Scare Myself. Older Posts ». Query Thy Royal Posts. SQL Woes from A to Z.
Hello! My Name is Rebecca. Yes, We Still Run SQL Server 2000 | Humor Me a T-SQL Princess
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Humor Me a T-SQL Princess. DBAs really do have a sense of humor. Laquo; Happy Holidays: The First SQL. My Name is Rebecca. Yes, We Still Run SQL Server 2000. October 24, 2014 by tsqlprincess. Recently, I tweeted about having to restore fourteen databases in SQL Server 2000. I wasn’t surprised to receive some good natured ribbing about still having databases in SQL Server 2000, and I’m okay with that…. For the most part. Yes, I know and agree that it is not good (. Major understatement of the year/decade.
Here I Come to Save the Daaay! | Humor Me a T-SQL Princess
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Humor Me a T-SQL Princess. DBAs really do have a sense of humor. Laquo; Sometimes I Scare Myself. Backups The Vital Verification. Here I Come to Save the Daaay! December 6, 2012 by tsqlprincess. Umm… we have a problem. It’s 11 am. You’re sitting at your desk at work (. Where else would you be? Trying to determine which of the 20 help desk tickets you’re actively working on to work on next. That includes at least 5 actual projects (. I think it’s 5). It’s all part of learning, right? Asking for help with ...
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Why I’m voting for @SQLChicken for Exceptional DBA….and you should too | mikeSQL's Blog
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Sharing my SQL Server journey (and other adventures in IT). Why I’m voting for @SQLChicken for Exceptional DBA….and you should too. If you haven’t voted for Exceptional DBA , please do so here. In the initial nominations, I submitted my vote for Jorge Segarra ( Blog. As Exceptional DBA. When checking my twitter feed this morning, I was happy to see that he had made the final cut, and I cast my vote for him again! BTW, congrats and best of luck to all of the other nominees. Why I voted for Jorge. 3 Pro bl...
And my favorite feature of SQL Server is…*drumroll* | mikeSQL's Blog
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Sharing my SQL Server journey (and other adventures in IT). And my favorite feature of SQL Server is…*drumroll*. Ken Simmons ( blog. Currently has a contes. T in which one can win a MSDN subscription by doing 1 of 3 things (or all 3, if you want to maximize your odds of winning). This entry is focused on talking about my favorite feature of SQL Server. I’m really not taking the easy way out here when I say it’s Books Online. Why? By MS Press. The book is pretty good, but sometimes I want to read. You are...
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Sharing my SQL Server journey (and other adventures in IT). Event Space tour pictures: SQL Saturday – Kansas City. Although you can’t quite tell, this is a pretty big space, which will likely host our keynote and/or larger sessions. The picture is kind of dark, but over the top of that painting sits a large screen for presentations! Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:. Address never made public). SQL Server with MrDenny.
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Sharing my SQL Server journey (and other adventures in IT). Event Space tour pictures: SQL Saturday – Kansas City. I love the detail of these buildings within the building itself! Each of these was a restaurant or bar. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. SQL Server with MrDenny.
PoSHpiphany – I’ve seen the light….and it is Powershell | mikeSQL's Blog
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Sharing my SQL Server journey (and other adventures in IT). PoSHpiphany – I’ve seen the light….and it is Powershell. Janice Lee ( blog. Asked where she should get started with Powershell, and instead of a reply, I decided to blog about it. This week has been pretty exciting for me as far as technology epiphanies go. One of the things I love most about learning new IT skills are the “AH-HA! 8221; moments. In this case it’s with Powershell. On Monday, @MidnightDBA ( blog. Webinar as part as Pragmatic Works.
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Find failed SQL jobs with powershell. January 30, 2012. February 7, 2012. This weekend I went to SQL Saturday in Auckland. It was nice to interact with other DBAs again. Kent Chenery ( blog. Did a nice session on powershell for n00bs and it got me thinking that I need to start posting some of my powershell stuff up here. Log on to server A. Open up management studio. Open up SQL Agent’s job. Order by last outcome. Rerun the jobs that failed. Repeat for servers B, C, D….and on. Let's set up the email stuff.
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My Journey to a Healthier Life. About Me and My Sanity. Then and Now with a Dash of Perspective. Gettin Hawt Again →. Hello, It’s Me Again. January 1, 2012. It’s a new year and a good time to reflect upon the last year. For me, 2011 had it’s share of ups and downs as it does for anyone. What was good? One was when I discovered I was lactose intolerant. Meaning, I can’t digest dairy properly. So I cut all things dairy out of my diet and behold! I lost 20 pounds in roughly 4-6 months! I’m also hoping...
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As part of a recent Meme Monday, I asked bloggers to write. About what the term “SQL Family” meant to them. This page is a collection of posts that were written as a result. They are in no particular order of importance, they just are. If you want to write a post, it’s ok, there is no real deadline with a Meme Monday post. Once you write your post, let me know about it, and I will add it to this page. At some point I will add in some summaries for each, and probably my own summary post. Nick Haslam ( blog.
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Sharing my SQL Server journey (and other adventures in IT). Event Space tour pictures: SQL Saturday – Kansas City. They have lots of cool little restaurants and bars you see when walking around Main Street! Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email.
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Project Hosting for Open Source Software. By clicking Delete, all history, comments and attachments for this page will be deleted and cannot be restored. Change History (all pages). Moved to https:/ github.com/g0t4/tsqlmigrations. Script out individual objects into their own folders (views/procedures/tables etc). Baseline an existing database that is not under version control. Create update scripts in an Updates folder. This is great to setup integration test environments. Updates are timestamped when ap...
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Project Hosting for Open Source Software. TSQL Parser based on Database Edition GDR. By clicking Delete, all history, comments and attachments for this page will be deleted and cannot be restored. Change History (all pages). This TSQL Parser is based on Microsoft Database Edition GDR, this implementation helps in finding tables and columns used in MS SQL statements. This project contains Two solutions,. XParser and sample, xParser is my attempt at browsing DOM and Sample is how to use the DOM results.
Humor Me a T-SQL Princess | DBAs really do have a sense of humor
Humor Me a T-SQL Princess. DBAs really do have a sense of humor. My Name is Rebecca. Yes, We Still Run SQL Server 2000. October 24, 2014 by tsqlprincess. Recently, I tweeted about having to restore fourteen databases in SQL Server 2000. I wasn’t surprised to receive some good natured ribbing about still having databases in SQL Server 2000, and I’m okay with that…. For the most part. Yes, I know and agree that it is not good (. Major understatement of the year/decade. That I know of, at least. Of these in...
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Skip to the main content area of this page. Transact SQL scripts written by. DBAs and Developers for. If you would like to submit a script to our site click here. Get Performance Tips Directly From SQL Server. This script was written by Ian Stirk. You can read the full article here: http:/ www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Performance Tuning/66729/. Identifying Queries Running Slower Than Normal. Drop and Recreate Foreign Keys. Generate Database Role Permissions. This script will generate a list of all u...
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T-SQL at your fingertips. Sharing the lessons I've learned through my experiences as a Database Administrator. Using Cursors to efficiently delete large amounts of data from a table. May 20, 2011. Looping through a data set using Dynamic SQL or Cursor. May 20, 2011. 2 Set Based Cursor. Create table #temp2 ( name nvarchar(max) ) declare @ID int - Deletes one row at a time DECLARE TestCursor cursor Forward Only STATIC FOR Select dbid from sysdatabases OPEN TestCursor FETCH NEXT FROM TestCursor into @ID WHI...
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Project Hosting for Open Source Software. T-SQL Split Field by Delimiter. By clicking Delete, all history, comments and attachments for this page will be deleted and cannot be restored. Change History (all pages). T-SQL hasnt split function to split a text by delimiter, this function return a string which can be used in select statement to split a varchar column by a delimiter to multiple columns. This function should be used with Dynamic T-SQL. Last edited Feb 21, 2012 at 1:33 AM.
tSQLt - Database Unit Testing for SQL Server
TSQLt - Database Unit Testing for SQL Server. Database Unit Testing for SQL Server. Welcome to tSQLt – The Database Unit Testing Framework for SQL Server. On this website you will find the information necessary for installing and using tSQLt. Also, you can click on the Articles link on the menu above for more information on database quality. TSQLt is a database unit testing framework for Microsoft SQL Server. tSQLt is compatible with SQL Server 2005 (service pack 2 required) and above on all editions.
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