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Condom factory burns down in Liverpool | Junior's Blog
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The World of a Newspaper Printer Pizza Man. July 4, 2010. Condom factory burns down in Liverpool. Rt Hon Andy Burnham MP, MINISTER FOR HEALTH is awoken at 4am by the telephone. 8220;Sorry to bother you sir at this hour but there is an emergency! We’ve just received word that the Durex Condom factory in Liverpool has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire English supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week.”. He finds five million condoms:. Posted in Joke of the day. We’ve just re...
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I WANT TO BE A FISHERMAN! ONE OF THE HARVESTERS OF THE SEA!! | Junior's Blog
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The World of a Newspaper Printer Pizza Man. August 19, 2010. I WANT TO BE A FISHERMAN! ONE OF THE HARVESTERS OF THE SEA! 8221; so I walked down the hall and there were various “music rooms”…one for guitar one for bass, one for drum. I was so overwhelmed with all the equipment, amps, speakers, instruments, etc. I fell on the floor in envy and thought, OMG he has it all, he has it all! I started weeping and my Cubby cat’s meow, and yes, I was weeping in my sleep. LOL😀! Posted in Huffstuffler's Humor.
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When the Body was First Made, | Junior's Blog
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The World of a Newspaper Printer Pizza Man. July 29, 2010. When the Body was First Made,. All Its Parts Wanted to be Boss…. THE BRAIN SAID : Since I control everything and do all the work I should be boss. THE FEET SAID: Since I carry man where he wants to go and get him to do what the Brain wants, I should be boss. THE HANDS SAID: Since I must do all the work and earn all the money to keep all the rest of you going, I should be boss. And so it went with the Heart, the Ears, and the Lungs. You are commen...
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Grasshoppers in Junior’s World | Junior's Blog
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The World of a Newspaper Printer Pizza Man. June 12, 2010. Grasshoppers in Junior’s World. These are video’s of all the grasshoppers we have here at the house. Posted in Random Acts Of Thinking. Laquo; Fun With Telemarketers. Condom factory burns down in Liverpool. I’m gonna catch every one of those grassys! By: The Grassy Catcher. On September 10, 2010. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Email (Address never made public). Day At T...
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Here’s to all those with their faces on the floor | Junior's Blog
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The World of a Newspaper Printer Pizza Man. July 24, 2010. Here’s to all those with their faces on the floor. Buz of golden heaven. Time’s so far gone…. But who are we to say where we go. When we hit the floor we’ll never even know. Our bodies are lost in a scence of darkness. No vision past this hell below. Time moves so much slower…. But all of our thought are racing. Until we hit the ground. We can’t control what. We don’t understand…. Our brains are shut off. By demons’ demands. What have we messed up.
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Driving Test | Junior's Blog
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The World of a Newspaper Printer Pizza Man. July 24, 2010. You are driving in a car at a constant speed.On your left side is a ‘drop off’ , (The ground is 18-24 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you …. In front of you is a galloping horse , which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it . Behind you is a galloping zebra . Both the horse and zebra are also traveling at the same speed as you . On July 24, 2010.