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The Dark Pig: February 2006
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So, uh, you wanna' read an uninformed opinion. Friday, February 24, 2006. I was out with the Cannibal. And Skaank and we got to talkin' about blow jobs. To be fair, Skaank was a little uncomfortable the entire time, but she was at the table so she was technically part of the conversation - even if her only addition was. I looove given' hummers. Or maybe she said. Do you want me to leave. Stay silent and watch a clock for an entire minute. I'll wait. What the hell were the people in line thinking? Piglets...
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The Dark Pig: April 2006
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So, uh, you wanna' read an uninformed opinion. Friday, April 07, 2006. God bless the Canadian medical system. I decided it was time I found myself a regular doctor. This week I went to a meet and greet. In Canada, doctor's like to meet you before taking you on as a patient, then they send a bill to the government for asking you personal questions such as,. Do you have any trouble urinating? She asked me all the regular stuff. allergies, family medical history, do I have any problems etc. Anyway, I'll be ...
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The Dark Pig: Exploring My Inner Bigot
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So, uh, you wanna' read an uninformed opinion. Friday, August 18, 2006. Exploring My Inner Bigot. I have bigot inside me just screaming to say something, but luckily I've been properly trained by society not make racist comments at inappropriate times. I first recognized this urge a few weeks ago. Me: What did you do this weekend? East Indian Guy: I went camping with the kids. My Brain: Brown skinned people don't camp, unless they're in a refugee camp. Asian Guy: That's delicious. Me: You're still a fag.
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The Dark Pig: March 2006
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So, uh, you wanna' read an uninformed opinion. Friday, March 24, 2006. I went to the bathroom at work yesterday and some poor sap was in their flossing his teeth. I went into the stall to take a shit and let out a giant fart. Feces rushed from my colon to the water below. Guy Flossing: Holy crap, flush or something. That stinks! Me: Ha, Ha. You're flossing. Guy Floosing: Fuck, gross. Me: You're mouth is open! Guy Flossing: Shit, give me a minute. Me: Here's what I'll give you. (GRUNT). The new director h...
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The Dark Pig: October 2005
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So, uh, you wanna' read an uninformed opinion. Monday, October 31, 2005. The Magic Bullet Theory. Was subscribed to by a much wider audience than I initially thought. I was at a company party on Saturday and was searching for a neutral topic of conversation. Pig: Hey have you guys seen the Magic Bullet. Two women gave my wife a look of pitty then quickly looked away. You know. the little blender. The tension at the table is now replaced with relaxed laughter. How the hell was I supposed to know that?
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The Dark Pig: July 2005
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So, uh, you wanna' read an uninformed opinion. Sunday, July 31, 2005. Sexy Boots Give Simpson Super Strength. Video evidence proves that something is providing Jessica Simpson with an unearthly strength. In the popular music video. These Boots Are Made for Walkin’,. The second theory is that Simpson is the anti-Christ. Rev. Peter Page explains that she had originally risen from the depths of hell to steal the soul of Nick Lachey. Upon listening to the boy band. And, the third theory is that Simpson is a ...
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The Dark Pig: The Dirtiest Place on Earth
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So, uh, you wanna' read an uninformed opinion. Saturday, June 17, 2006. The Dirtiest Place on Earth. I was in Southern Ontario for the last week or so and I've discovered the people in Ontario love cocks. Now, I thought with all the hand job posts and what not I might be infatuated too much with the groinal area. turns out I'm not alone. I realized Ontario had a penis infatuation when we drove through the town of Dorking. Into conversation, the wife and I drove past a sign that confirmed my suspicions...
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The Dark Pig: November 2005
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So, uh, you wanna' read an uninformed opinion. Saturday, November 26, 2005. Strong Silent Type More Appealing than Informed, Well Rounded, Handsome Friend. I heard of a man - who says words so beautifully - that if he only speaks their name - women give themselves to him." Leonard Cohen. Seems to have managed this with the simplicity of the brilliant. Blog written by yours truly has garnered critical praise from sexy Serena Abroad. Pig, you've outdone yourself! Seems to have garnered more comments than.
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The Dark Pig: January 2006
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So, uh, you wanna' read an uninformed opinion. Saturday, January 28, 2006. I feel better than I have in my entire life, and I think I better document it. 'Cause nothin' lasts forever. Anyone expecting jabbing comments about giant asses, stupid celebrities or the Urban Cannibal's. Inadequecies might want to check back again next week. Meagan,. Maybe I'll write about the camel toe I alluded to in my last blog. Right now I'm Feelin' Groovy. I collect comic books. I take university courses at night. That's i...
