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Gonzo Lives: Fuck Friendster
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Sunday, June 27, 2004. Allow me a moment to vent. Friendster is the most perplexing piece-of-shit on the Internet to date. So much potential and such a massive userbase and it remains 98% BROKEN! I log in to see that they've overhauled the UI, fucking around with some random amalgamation of font sizes, tables, and widths such that a person's *name* in the gallery is in a miniscule font smaller than anything else about them! Posted by MJR @ 10:15 PM. But it's so much faster now! Im not ironing tonight.
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Gonzo Lives: revolución
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Thursday, June 24, 2004. Me (10:41:57 PM): boy, i blew it tonight. i had the chance to sow the seeds of revolution. Other Mark (10:42:06 PM): with her? Me (10:42:09 PM): MM HMM. Me (10:42:23 PM): i'd enjoy a shot at being a homewrecker. Other Mark (10:42:38 PM): you need to stir up the bolsheviks in her heart. Posted by MJR @ 9:45 PM. Interesting.I seem to have a situation with Bolsheviks and. Mongols can't be far behind either. Are you banging a communist? Taking Out The Trash. End of an Era.
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Gonzo Lives: I'm not ironing tonight.
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Sunday, June 27, 2004. I'm not ironing tonight. It's far better to leave it til the last minute in the first minutes of Monday morning. I'll be late to work anyway. What's 12 extra minutes. Posted by MJR @ 8:33 PM. Taking Out The Trash. End of an Era. Another Memo From The National Affairs Desk. Rumdiary at gmail dot com.
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Gonzo Lives: I-G-N-O-R-A-N-C-E
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Thursday, June 24, 2004. Today, Kids, we'll have a lesson in Ignorance, something that's a very big part of many of your lives, but that you're too stupid to realize. Ignorance is prosecuting a man who lied about a blowjob quicker than one who lied about going to War. And no one ever said the former was Right. But few have denied that blowjobs have been happening under White House desks surely for years and years and years. At least he was in the White House after hours, instead of off fucking ar...It's ...
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Gonzo Lives: Fucking Hell
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Sunday, July 11, 2004. It's 9:53 on a Sunday night. Where'd the weekend go? I didn't do anything time-consuming, which seems to be the fastest way to waste away all that time. Balls. I was forced into an eye exam on Saturday because the prescription I had on file with LensCrafters was over 2 years old. Who knew? Isn't it *my* prerogative to get glasses with whatever-the-fuck prescription I want? So, that's all done. Posted by MJR @ 8:53 PM. I went to the optometrist today! Current Price $0.15. Please rea...
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Gonzo Lives: Hell on Earth
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Monday, July 05, 2004. When I emerged into New York State Saturday having spent the previous two hours cutting through Connecticut, I had come to the conclusion that Hell might be an eternity spent driving those roads, surrounded by assholes either too stupid to know better or who snapped off their turn signal levers in their own private fits of rage. Did this maddening weather drive some schmuck to an inconceivable act of violence? When you try to live life full-on, I guess there are no casual affairs.
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Gonzo Lives: July 2004
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Sunday, July 11, 2004. It's 9:53 on a Sunday night. Where'd the weekend go? I didn't do anything time-consuming, which seems to be the fastest way to waste away all that time. Balls. I was forced into an eye exam on Saturday because the prescription I had on file with LensCrafters was over 2 years old. Who knew? Isn't it *my* prerogative to get glasses with whatever-the-fuck prescription I want? So, that's all done. Posted by MJR @ 8:53 PM. Monday, July 05, 2004. Did this maddening weather drive some sch...
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Gonzo Lives: Taking Out The Trash
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Wednesday, June 23, 2004. Taking Out The Trash. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.". HST, citing Orwell, I believe. The real theme, the Heart of the Thing, though, is about as deeper than skin deep on Paris as Fox can muster: Let's pit two Rich Girls against the White Trash of America, let's throw the Fat into the Fire and watch it sizzzzzzle. This is a gathering of the haves and the have-mores. Some call you the elite, but I call you my base.". Posted by MJR @ 8:51 PM. End of an Era.
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Gonzo Lives: More Venom
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Tuesday, June 22, 2004. I managed to sleep without the air conditioner running for the previous two dry, temperate nights we had and thus had to readjust last night to the roar of the fan and the peace-shattering din of the compressor kicking on. When the sun began streaming in this morning it began its ceaseless cycle: kick on, kick off, KICK ON, KICK OFF. Then the real calamity began. Posted by MJR @ 7:12 PM. End of an Era. Another Memo From The National Affairs Desk. Memo From The National Affairs Desk.
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