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There and back again by Dildo Haggis: Bury my heart at Wounded Knee
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There and back again by Dildo Haggis. Tuesday, April 7, 2009. Bury my heart at Wounded Knee. Oh, March 2009. Let it be shouted from the mountain tops - you did me no favors. My receding hairline is evidence of a chapter of very small scale disasters. Once again I grab for the quill to spew my venom into this atomic dud of a confession booth. Click on the picture to view it in all it's glory. A week later the physiotherapy was on. A young lass told me I have three to six months to become a man again&#...
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There and back again by Dildo Haggis: April 2009
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There and back again by Dildo Haggis. Tuesday, April 7, 2009. Bury my heart at Wounded Knee. Oh, March 2009. Let it be shouted from the mountain tops - you did me no favors. My receding hairline is evidence of a chapter of very small scale disasters. Once again I grab for the quill to spew my venom into this atomic dud of a confession booth. Click on the picture to view it in all it's glory. A week later the physiotherapy was on. A young lass told me I have three to six months to become a man again&#...
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There and back again by Dildo Haggis: November 2008
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There and back again by Dildo Haggis. Tuesday, November 11, 2008. Slowly but surely I'm restocking on ancient artifacts to color my low-budgeted life. The other day I had my first dead mans garage experience finding all kinds of amazing stuff from the days of disco and polyester. Peering through the life of this deceased uncle I found some 70's picnic cups, a Kodak Instamatic 104. Peace out mofos, cause space echos in smelted legos and eat hardy! Thursday, November 6, 2008. So much ambition, so few plans.
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There and back again by Dildo Haggis: Whatchamacallit!
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There and back again by Dildo Haggis. Monday, March 3, 2008. Yeah I know. There and back again by Dildo Haggis, fabled blog of the ancients, has been overlooked by the author for far too long and unlike fine wine has aged sour, its historic value left moldy and passe. I'm not gonna lie about it, the writer in me has been a lazy bastard as of late. No more excuses! You wanted news, and now you're gonna get'em. Boring as they may be! Get a cup of caffeinated drink of choice and strap yourself in. Hanging w...
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There and back again by Dildo Haggis: June 2008
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There and back again by Dildo Haggis. Tuesday, June 17, 2008. Being sunk and other gossip. Are they gonna shoot me? Make me lie face down on the ground? Thankfully my understanding of the blue lingo was faulty. Sink him means put him in the back of the car. They couldn't just say that however. Instead - Sink him. Such a neutral, non-threatening, not to mention catchy expression has apparently proven to be the proper terminology when dealing with pedestrians. SINK HIM! Now what did I forget? A Scanner Dar...
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There and back again by Dildo Haggis: October 2007
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There and back again by Dildo Haggis. Saturday, October 27, 2007. There was a fire this week. A big one. I was oblivious. Living without cable or a subscription to the Times does that to you. I went jogging on Tuesday. When I came home I felt like I had been sucking on charcoal. Then, after receiving countless "Are you alright? Since I'm obviously a novice on this subject I'll let the keen photographers of the LA Times say more than a thousand words with these unbelievable shots:. Sometimes you hafta eat...
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There and back again by Dildo Haggis: Re:CAPS!!!
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There and back again by Dildo Haggis. Monday, February 16, 2009. Greetings you spam ridden horse jockeys! Time for an update dontchathink? If by nailed you mean procrastinated away and by totally you mean knowingly. I've been repeatedly asked what I was really doing over there and I'm trying to compile a list of the more interesting happenings that took place. It's more or less the randomest selection money can buy, and you're getting it for free. 1 Thanksaroini in Josharoony! 3 Illusions of grandeur.
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There and back again by Dildo Haggis: November 2007
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There and back again by Dildo Haggis. Wednesday, November 28, 2007. San Fran Roundtrip For Dummies. John immediately took me to see my relatives. My 94 year old great aunt, uncle Fred, his wife Dorothy and their two kids Chris and Jennie. I felt like the scruffy ghost of Christmas past having not showered in 36 hours. But thanks to the miracle of caffeine and a luxurious gold studded shitter I was soon fresher than Fran Drescher. That's Nanny Fine YO! BTW Get your reading glasses boy, this blog is long.
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There and back again by Dildo Haggis: Being sunk and other gossip.
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There and back again by Dildo Haggis. Tuesday, June 17, 2008. Being sunk and other gossip. Are they gonna shoot me? Make me lie face down on the ground? Thankfully my understanding of the blue lingo was faulty. Sink him means put him in the back of the car. They couldn't just say that however. Instead - Sink him. Such a neutral, non-threatening, not to mention catchy expression has apparently proven to be the proper terminology when dealing with pedestrians. SINK HIM! Now what did I forget? Ryan Heshka I...
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There and back again by Dildo Haggis: February 2008
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There and back again by Dildo Haggis. Saturday, February 9, 2008. Age of Inland Empires. I don't update much, do I. Sorry about the lack of penmanship in January! Guess I just wasn't feeling it. That doesn't mean nothing happened though. On the well lit melodramatic stage that is my LA life, danger and, uh, the opposite of danger often rears its unshaven mug. First off, let's address the blissful paranoia of being pulled over. That's right! Tommy took me out the next day! He is teaching us basic fighting...
