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California Breeding: March 2010
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The raunchier side of parenting. Friday, March 26, 2010. Have I mentioned that my baby is HUGE? When Maggie sits next to other babies about her age, it looks like she's going to eat them for lunch. And she's not all that gentle, grabbing at their faces, pulling hair. Made one cry today. So, just when I should be gorging myself, eating with abandon, attempting to sustain this Big Ass Baby with just my boobs, I am instead STARVING to death. I'm so tired of being hungry all the time! Maggie's just recently ...
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California Breeding: January 2009
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The raunchier side of parenting. Thursday, January 29, 2009. Much illness no more Audrey naps preggo lady early bedtimes = no blog posting for forever! We seriously have not gone more than a couple days since September without someone falling ill, or me suffering morning sickness. Just when I think life is back on track and I'm just starting to get my house back in order, BAM! This was followed immediately by the stomach flu, just in time for Christmas. And kidney function looks fine! It will be a miracl...
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California Breeding: November 2008
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The raunchier side of parenting. Sunday, November 23, 2008. I've changed the commenting option so that anyone can leave a comment without having to be a registered anything. So, you know, leave some comments, ya'll. Monday, November 17, 2008. Oh, come ON! I really have quite a lot of shit to take care of before this second kid arrives, so ENOUGH with the health issues already! Saturday, November 1, 2008. And staying up past bedtime to watch iTunes downloads of the Daily Show and Colbert Report. My fo...
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California Breeding: February 2010
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The raunchier side of parenting. Wednesday, February 24, 2010. Tomorrow is the big day. Danny is going to the chop shop. This is a decision we have made- over and over. I'll feel all fine with it, but then the "what-ifs" start. What if we decide we do want three (or four)? What if something happens to Audrey or Maggie? What if something happens to me and Danny remarries? These are HORRIBLE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT. So I'm going to STOP thinking about them and just be OK with this decision. Even though the m...
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California Breeding: October 2008
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The raunchier side of parenting. Thursday, October 30, 2008. B" is for Boobie. Anyway, Elmo got tossed in the thrift-store pile, which of course never got hauled away, and that is where Audrey discovered him. It was love at first sight. She hugs him and says, "Elmo.he's pretty special.". So, the other day, as I lay on the couch, as I'm wont to do these days (see: "Beware of Thingies". At least Elmo doesn't have teeth. Monday, October 27, 2008. We just kept telling ourselves all week how easy life is goin...
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California Breeding: March 2009
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The raunchier side of parenting. Wednesday, March 11, 2009. Frou Frou Hoo Hoo. Well, this most certainly falls under the TMI category, but I'm sharing with all ya'll any way. Garlic. And I don't mean eating lots of it. Whole cloves baby, right up the box! Do I ever smell good! It's got pointy parts, and bends and stuff. I managed to keep it in 'til we got to the car, by which point, I SMELLED OF GARLIC! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Frou Frou Hoo Hoo.
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California Breeding: December 2008
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The raunchier side of parenting. Wednesday, December 10, 2008. So, yesterday I changed the sheets on the bed where Audrey and I sleep, for the first time in, oh, almost three months! Although, as I write this, I can tell I'm coming down with Audrey's latest cold. Grrr.) The morning sickness and fatigue have abated! You know how good it feels to climb into clean sheets? Imagine MY pleasure last night, slipping into clean sheets after so many months of the same, nasty bedding! Monday, December 1, 2008.
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California Breeding: June 2009
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The raunchier side of parenting. Tuesday, June 9, 2009. Maggie’s Birth Story, Plus First Few Weeks. She’s finally here! I was so tired of being pregnant, and now I know why: ten pounds of baby bearing down on everything! So, the night of the 13th, with me still miserably pregnant, we decided to try kick-starting things with S-E-X! I paced around the house, leaking fluid, waiting to see how regular the contractions were going to get. Her chin was still in! My mom arrived about 13 minutes after Maggie was ...
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California Breeding: Big Ass Baby
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The raunchier side of parenting. Friday, March 26, 2010. Have I mentioned that my baby is HUGE? When Maggie sits next to other babies about her age, it looks like she's going to eat them for lunch. And she's not all that gentle, grabbing at their faces, pulling hair. Made one cry today. So, just when I should be gorging myself, eating with abandon, attempting to sustain this Big Ass Baby with just my boobs, I am instead STARVING to death. I'm so tired of being hungry all the time! Maggie's just recently ...
