A selection of sensationally silly poems for children by Max Scratchmann. There's nonsense poems, cautionary verse and, for older children, rude rhymes and scary halloween poems.
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A selection of sensationally silly poems for children by Max Scratchmann. There's nonsense poems, cautionary verse and, for older children, rude rhymes and scary halloween poems.
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Bad Children and Cautionary Verse
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Bad Children and Cautionary Verse. Bad Children and Cautionary Verse. Is a selection of nonsense verse about naughty, wicked and sometimes really evil children. The. Element of the title suggests that there is salutary element, perhaps even a moral dimension to the poems, but this being nonsense verse you sometimes have to search quite hard to find it. Show all the poems. Horace McDougal's A Horrible Child. The Bad Boy, Horace McDougal. Cautionary Verse for Kids. The Bad Boy, Horace McDougal. And our lad...
Rude Rhymes for Kids
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Rude Rhymes for Kids. Max's rude rhymes are nonsense poems for children which include the odd rude word, or rude idea. If you're 11 or 12, you'll probably think the poems terribly tame, but if you're any younger it might be a good idea to seek parental or teacherly guidance before embarking on them. The first poem,. A Nonsense Confection,. Is a test of your and my ability to spot a rude poem. The first time I read it I thought it was sweet (it's about mints! Show all the poems. A Not So Sweet Sweet Poem.
Nonsense Christmas Poems for Kids
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Nonsense Christmas Poems for Kids. A new collection of Max Scratchmann's funny, silly and nonsensical Christmas poems to enliven the festive season. I've said it before and I'll say it again, nonsense verse isn't to all tastes. If you prefer your poems straight funny, or sugary sweet, you may find that the funny kids Christmas poems. Show all the poems. A Poem About Overeating at Christmas. Christmas is as much food fest as much as it's a religious festival, so it's appropriate that our opening poem,.
Scary Halloween Poems ~ Nonsense Verse for Kids
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Scary Halloween Poems for Children. A selection of scary Halloween poems for older children written in the nonsense style. If you're unsure whether you'll enjoy the poems, or end up with your metaphorical pants scared off,. The Ghost of Long Tom Mouse. Is a gentle introduction which should help decide whether you've got the stomach for the task ahead. Show all the poems. Beware, A Ghostly Mouse Lurks. A ghostly mouse that haunts your house. What could be worse than that? The Ghost of Long Tom Mouse.
Nonsense Poems for Children - Poetry Index
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Nonsense Poems for Children. If you've not read any nonsense verse before, you may find that Max Scratchmann's nonsense poetry is a little bit odd. Don't worry, it's meant to be really very odd, with all sorts of weird characters, fantastical situations and, oddest of all, meaningless made-up words. You'll either love it or. Cautionary Verse for Kids. The Ghost of Long Tom Mouse. A mildly scary poem which will help you decide if you've the stomach for nonsense Halloween poems. Grumpy old man tone. The ru...
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Nonsense Poems for Kids
Nonsense Poems for Kids. Are you ready to try something a little bit different? If you've visited our sister site, Funny Poems for Kids. You'll have discovered that Max Scratchmann's funny poems are often slightly strange or spectacularly silly. But Max's nonsense verse take you a step further, into a weird and wonderful worlds where nothing is as it seems. Fluttersnoops, talking tea cakes, gymnastic tigers and Joseph, a boy who thinks he's a goat, are just some of the oddities that await. Nonsense verse...
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