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Jaya Has No Blog: February 2005
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Jaya Has No Blog. I was a poor little kid in the lungs of New York. Sunday, February 27, 2005. Hilary Swank: You're not fooling anybody, you're still a man. Gwenyth Paltrow: So close to having a good dress this time. No more ugly cotton candy princess thing, no more man teats, but if you could have pulled up the top it would have been perfect. Clint Eastwood: Uhh.dude, you're melting. Johnny Depp: I don't care what they say, you looked awesome. Prince: Fuck me right now. Kate Winslet: You are gorgeous.
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Jaya Has No Blog: January 2005
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Jaya Has No Blog. I was a poor little kid in the lungs of New York. Monday, January 31, 2005. I Love My Friends. Can you imagine how hard it is to clean your VAGINA? Do they sell special brushes or something. But for your vagina. Fuck douche, that just spreads shit around. I think you need a vagina sweep. Like a chimeney sweep. Is it like a little man in a box. No tiny tim had a bad leg. This is like Dick Van Dyke with a cockney accent. That has vagina sweep written all over it. Oh man you're amazing.
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don't panic
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You know who you are. Theft of image liberty of pennyarcade. I am better than you are. CJ's Happy Funtime Profile.
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don't panic
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Go back to every post and leave a comment about how awesome they were. And they're anonymous, ooooooooh). Oh and before you hear about this from anywhere else: I am the sole author of this blog template, and if you hear/see anything otherwise, it's a lie. Thank you. Have a great day! What the fuck is this! I just made comments and I'm already getting this shit. GAWD. Ok, I'll be your first real comment. LOOK AT ME GO! I've been watching a lot of Food Network lately). That was Jaya, all of it.
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don't panic
http://seej.blogspot.com/2005/04/howdy-doody.html
So I haven't really done this bloggin' shit lately, mostly because the mere sight of this blog has been repulsive to me for the last week or so. To elaborate, earlier I had written an entry of such exquisiteness that fair maidens from all over the land would have trekked far and long to meet its magnificent author. But alas, this beautiful post was lost in the deep bowels of the beast we call the internet. In my ensuing unbounded rage, I caused a great deal of property damage and probably killed a man.
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don't panic
http://seej.blogspot.com/2005/06/you-can-thank-me-later.html
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don't panic
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CJ's Happy Funtime Profile.
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The Abode of the Humble Seamstress: April 2005
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The Abode of the Humble Seamstress. Monday, April 25, 2005. That's right folks, three posts in one. I will make them brief. So if you think back to Friday you will remember the drama of it all: the stress, the confrontations, the blog posts. So Kiss Me Kate.". Scratch that. So kiss me RIE. My god that girl was hot. I was so excited to see. Always True To You. I was sitting in the second to last row of the Meeting house benches with Danny Landau and Dan Hunter (I was so happy that I could say "Danny" and ...
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don't panic
http://seej.blogspot.com/2005/04/ok-nevermind.html
This is wayyy sexier. I got some axe today. Does that make me a tool to marketing techniques aimed at my primitive masculine instincts and desires? Hey that is weird but kinda funny. He looks like he's straining something. CJ's Happy Funtime Profile.
