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Those Aren't Muskets!
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Ironically, it's a Victorian-style house (2009). People often ask us how we come up with sketch ideas. The answer is simple, although the process is not. It involves a series of wooden cups, each of a precise and different diameter, filled with volumes of water determined by the phases of the moon. Jupiter's moon. Also we're drunk a lot of the time, so that could be completely untrue. DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, SMART GUY? 2009 Those Aren't Muskets!
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Those Aren't Muskets!
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Sure is an odd name for a comedy troupe, and its origin may surprise you. It's actually been around since the early 19th century, when it fought for the Union in the Civil War. Nearly a century later, it would be selected as part of a Canadian government program to undergo radical experimental surgery. Metal was grafted to its bones and wicked sideburns to its face. Those Aren't Muskets! Knew that while it may not have lived a life without regret, it had found peace, and that was all that mattered.
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Those Aren't Muskets!
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The Institute for Pornographic Nomenclature. Cliff Crabbe faces new challenges as they arise (2008). Michael Swaim was just a cub reporter for The Superficial, scouting celebrity travel routes and photoshopping herpes onto young starlets, when a naïve attempt to photograph the Jolie-Pitt children led to his being crushed in an industrial press. The world's first android web talk show host, was a mad fantasy no more. 2009 Those Aren't Muskets!
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Those Aren't Muskets!
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Matt and Mike soothe their woes with a road trip (2011). Michael Swaim was just a cub reporter for The Superficial, scouting celebrity travel routes and photoshopping herpes onto young starlets, when a naïve attempt to photograph the Jolie-Pitt children led to his being crushed in an industrial press. The world's first android web talk show host, was a mad fantasy no more. Some hosts are born. Some are made. See if you can decipher which is the case over at the S.W.A.I.M. 2009 Those Aren't Muskets!
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Those Aren't Muskets!
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Old man MacElroy's a real ball breaker (2009). Imagine if you will, a glorious utopia. Mountains and rivers paint the sunset. Somewhere a bird drops the most perfect looking deuce ever. A twinkle in his eye. Now, if this utopia were to be realized, the product would more likely than not look exactly like this: Genius Camp. The worlds first online-based sketch summit. At least we think so. We don't get invited to ALL the parties. SCOTT GAIRDNER, and BriTANick. 2009 Those Aren't Muskets!
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Those Aren't Muskets!
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Strange doings at the birth of the Information Superhighway (2008). For months, our all-volunteer team of designers have been hard at work whipping child laborers in order to produce garments bearing the Muskets! Logo for the official Muskets! Jeff tells us that the designs are excellent. I'd tell you where the pins and hats come from, but the number of bodily fluids involved might be too much for our younger readers. Suffice to say, there's a little bit of us in each and every item.
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Small Town Scandals: May 2008
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A compilation of musings from the dark and dreary - but always gorgeous - western pa. May 27, 2008. Blah, Blah, Gas Prices, Blah. You see, to complain about a gas price is like beating your child for dropping a plate of spaghetti: There's nothing you can do about it. That's why I flinch each time a co-worker or passerby pontificates the evils of an oil corporation or political stance. To paraphrase a couple of the entries: (please note I'm not making up these lines). Typically, we go to the beach for a w...
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Small Town Scandals: June 2008
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A compilation of musings from the dark and dreary - but always gorgeous - western pa. Jun 19, 2008. Thanks for the heads up, DEP. While perusing the PG today I run across this article in which the Department of Environmental Protection (DEP) has warned citizens that ash from a landslide contained the hazardous material arsenic. Nice to see our regulatory agencies are really keeping on top of their game, isn't it? Tags: arsenic and old lace. Jun 18, 2008. Each morning I get to my desk, log on and then go ...
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Small Town Scandals: My parents quit drinking
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A compilation of musings from the dark and dreary - but always gorgeous - western pa. Aug 11, 2008. My parents quit drinking. I arrived home today at the typical time, half past five-ish, to an odd aroma. Scaling the stairs, I immediately knew something was afoot. Generally, each morning upon waking up, the whiff of Folger's in my cup gets me off and running to the shower, the sink, the breakfast nook and out the door. But why on this sun-soaked late summer afternoon was a pot of coffee brewing? Judging ...
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