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Michael Swaim was just a cub reporter for The Superficial, scouting celebrity travel routes and photoshopping herpes onto young starlets, when a naïve attempt to photograph the Jolie-Pitt children led to his being crushed in an industrial press. They knew they could fix him. Make him more sedentary. Shallower. More of a wiseacre. It cost them nearly four hundred dollars and most of a night's work, but by morning they had done it. S.W.A.I.M. 2009 Those Aren't Muskets!

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The greatest minds of the late 70's determine our childrens' futures (2008). Some of you might be wondering about the differences between sketches and so-called "Doodles" on the site. It may come as a surprise to you that not everything we run through a camera comes out the other end as a ribbon of solid gold. In reality, that only happens about eighty percent of the time. Sketch isn't a sketch at all, but an inoffensive advertisement for Oreo cookies. 2009 Those Aren't Muskets!

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Sure is an odd name for a comedy troupe, and its origin may surprise you. It's actually been around since the early 19th century, when it fought for the Union in the Civil War. Nearly a century later, it would be selected as part of a Canadian government program to undergo radical experimental surgery. Metal was grafted to its bones and wicked sideburns to its face. Those Aren't Muskets! Knew that while it may not have lived a life without regret, it had found peace, and that was all that mattered.

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Computers are the future, and the future is now (2008). Are you sick of your skin freezing at night and burning during the day? Tired of staring at everyone's red, raw nipples all the time? Isn't it about time someone invented something that allowed you to cover your filthy body? Well, someone did, and that person is the Muskets! Merch, you're directly supporting struggling artists, rather than a faceless conglomerate. 2009 Those Aren't Muskets!

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Myspace finally gives up on the Internet (2008). Sure is an odd name for a comedy troupe, and its origin may surprise you. It's actually been around since the early 19th century, when it fought for the Union in the Civil War. Nearly a century later, it would be selected as part of a Canadian government program to undergo radical experimental surgery. Metal was grafted to its bones and wicked sideburns to its face. Those Aren't Muskets! 2009 Those Aren't Muskets!

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Resistance is futile. All beats will be assimilated (2008). For months, our all-volunteer team of designers have been hard at work whipping child laborers in order to produce garments bearing the Muskets! Logo for the official Muskets! Jeff tells us that the designs are excellent. I'd tell you where the pins and hats come from, but the number of bodily fluids involved might be too much for our younger readers. Suffice to say, there's a little bit of us in each and every item. 2009 Those Aren't Muskets!

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THE GOVERNMENTAL AGENCY SARAH PALORN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT. Thursday, October 20, 2011. The "Katie Willert Video Experience" - Episode 6! The Season Finale of The Katie Willert Video Experience! Cry if you must. BUT ALSO, look out for a lot more coming soon from The Natural Disastronauts via Cracked.com! The Inevitable Future of Parenting Reality TV Shows. Powered by Cracked.com. Daniel Vincent Gordh - Founder. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). To contact us, email:. View my complete profile.

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THE GOVERNMENTAL AGENCY SARAH PALORN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT. Thursday, September 22, 2011. The "Katie Willert Video Experience" - Episode 4! Yo mothafuckas - peep the newest installment of our webseries for Web vixen, Katie Willert. Co-starring your favorite Dr. Cone-esque person, Daniel Vincent Gordh. Worst Police Sketch Artist Ever. Powered by Cracked.com. Daniel Vincent Gordh - Founder. Friday, September 9, 2011. The "Katie Willert Video Experience" - Episode 3! Powered by Cracked.com.

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