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It's OKTO Blog: Shallow Thoughts
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Tuesday, July 14, 2009. What's the proper response when another dude sneezes in front of you? Out there who prefer their women in a state worse than ill, but for the most part you ain't gettin' none if she's not in top operating condition. When a dude sneezes, I just pretty much ignore it. This makes sense, since I don't want to sleep with the dude so I couldn't give two squirts what he thinks of me. Does this apply elsewhere? Do gay guys only say "bless you" to people they want to sleep with ( i.e.
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It's OKTO Blog: January 2009
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Tuesday, January 27, 2009. Which starred the chick who came in second on the first. I believe she ended up with Sensitive Volunteer Fireman Emo-Dude, who pretty much ruined it for all regular guys forever. Or maybe it was. With the dude who was stupid and kinda gay-looking who owned those wineries and breweries and tire stores in Santa Barbara. Dammit, I've watched a lot more of this crap than I realized, but thankfully I am smart enough never to admit as much in a public forum. But who are we kidding?
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It's OKTO Blog: The Switch
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Friday, May 22, 2009. God is dead." - Friedrich Nietzsche. Friedrich Nietzsche is dead." - God. Blogging is dead." - Wood Dog. Wood Dog is right." - Twitter. Scene: Interior, the darkened headquarters of It's OKTO Blog. The sounds of keys rattling and the click of a deadbolt sliding open are heard. The door opens, and a sliver of light pierces the blackness. OSCAR's voice echoes faintly. The only response is the steady hum of the fluorescent lights.]. Speaking of Twitter, you can follow the Wood Dog here.
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It's OKTO Blog: Shaking Off the Cobwebs
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Thursday, March 12, 2009. Shaking Off the Cobwebs. Holy crap, there are more cobwebs around here than there are around my grandma's "naughty bits." Actually, I might be wrong about that. You see, she's been gone awhile now so there probably are. And perhaps even more naturally I don't have a happy hour date coming up. To give me back any change, or even reach into the penny drawer. It's like it was understood that he got to keep the penny, like I was tipping him or something. WTF? Oscar de La Jolla.
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It's OKTO Blog: Uninvestigative Reporting
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Monday, March 16, 2009. Inside a typical restaurant, a group of girls is out to dinner. The spinach salads and cheesecake slices have been eaten, and the mojitos and chardonnays sit half-finished on the table. The girls who are present have gossiped ad naseum. It's not possible, because girls don't carry more than a few dollars in cash. But why not? We tried to find out. I'm Oscar de La Jolla. That story, and Andy Rooney, tonight on It's OKTO Blog. I just met her! In his former life. I don't know which o...
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It's OKTO Blog: September 2009
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Sunday, September 20, 2009. Rumor has it in Hollywood that Paramount is going to re-submit the movie Ghost. To the Motion Picture Academy for consideration as Best Documentary. That joke is in poor taste. Speaking of poor taste, I was at a wedding in Martha's Vineyard two weekends ago. Some might argue that hooking up with the wedding planner who was also a grandmother is in poor taste. But I say, was Andy Stitzer acting in poor taste when he hooked up with Trish? September 11, 2009. It looks like weR...
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It's OKTO Blog: March 2009
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Wednesday, March 25, 2009. Facebook quiz while behind the wheel. Here are four reasons I came up with that may explain why the blog isn't more popular:. 1 The blog doesn't have any marketing or advertising. 2 The blog's content sucks. I've specifically been asked to discontinue writing about getting humped by dogs. Who knows how many other offensive topics the readers have suffered in silence? 3 The Wood Dog doesn't post. The OICW (the U.S. military's replacement for the M-16). I performed all my own res...
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It's OKTO Blog: Dead Kennedys
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Sunday, September 20, 2009. Rumor has it in Hollywood that Paramount is going to re-submit the movie Ghost. To the Motion Picture Academy for consideration as Best Documentary. That joke is in poor taste. Speaking of poor taste, I was at a wedding in Martha's Vineyard two weekends ago. Some might argue that hooking up with the wedding planner who was also a grandmother is in poor taste. But I say, was Andy Stitzer acting in poor taste when he hooked up with Trish? September 11, 2009. It looks like weR...
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It's OKTO Blog: Must Love Dogs
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Monday, March 23, 2009. Being the nice guy I am, I went ahead and walked Melanie's dog around the block when we got back. The dog marked a few bushes but refused to poop anywhere so the walk felt like kind of a waste, like a porn film without the money shot. Anyhow, I get back with the dog and Melanie is grateful. We agree that I'm going to stay over. This move receives a rather audible and favorable reaction from Melanie, and who doesn't love being a crowd-pleaser? This are just going along swimmingly.